Total Drama City Notes & Chapters

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Chapter 1- Empire State of Drama
A tall, brown-haired girl and a thin boy with hair of the same color were seen eating with each other, sitting at a table in an elegant restaurant. They were slowly picking at their plates.

The boy checked his wrist to see that he was not wearing a watch. "Is it time to go on air yet?" He asked.

The girl checked her watch. "Filming was supposed to start ten seconds ago."

The two stared directly at the camera and blushed.

"Um, welcome to the newest season of Total Drama." The boy stammered.

"We'll be hosting this season in the place of Chris McLean, who was never seen again after he took the midnight train going anywhere." The girl explained. "We're kind of new to the hosting world. You can call me Lindsay." She looked to the boy.

The boy was playing around on his cell phone.

Lindsay softly elbowed him.

"Oh, um..." He sighed. "And I'm SG. Just your local friendly nerd. Twenty teens have been accepted to compete right here in the Big Apple, New York City. Each of them will be split up into teams and be forced to compete in brutal challenges, all for one million dollars."

"There will be drama, romance, and comedy." Lindsay continued. "So be sure not to change the channel. You're watching..."

"Total! Drama! City!" They shouted in unison.

The two co-hosts were later shown making their way by road to a nearby subway station. They hopped out of the van and walked down the stairs to the subway.

"This is where we'll meet our twenty lucky compeititors." SG announced. "They've come a long way from Canada, eager to compete for the chance at the million."

Lindsay pointed to a subway train as it arrived. "There they are now."

The first contestant stepped off the train.

The first contestant was boy wearing all black, with hair to match. "Hey..." He sighed.

Lindsay grinned. "Obsidian. How's it going?"

Obsidian sighed deeply. "I don't know... how do you think it's going?"

"...Badly?" SG guessed.

Obsidian nodded depressedly.

Lindsay rolled her eyes.

SG frowned. "I'm sure our next contestant will lighten the mood."

A boy wearing gray stepped up the train. He looked around. "Second one here? Figures."

"What do you mean?" Lindsay sighed.

"I'm never the best. There's always someone better." He replied.

"What's up with all the depressed contestants?" SG whispered to Lindsay.

Lindsay shrugged.

"I'm Noel." The boy in gray introduced. "Pleased to meet you, I guess."

A girl got off the subway, obviously disgusted by its filth. "Ew... I should not be traveling in that." She had blonde hair covering one eye. "So, like, we're going to be here in NYC? With The Leaning Tower of Pisa, and the Eiffel Tower?"

"She's a genius." Noel mumbled sarcastically.

The girl beamed. "Thanks! My name's Amber! I'm sure we'll be great friends!"

Obsidian rolled his eyes.

A girl with long black hair and villainous eyes stepped off the train. "Hello, all."

Amber hid behind Noel.

The girl chuckled. "How rude to be so scared of someone. That's expected when you see me, of course."

Noel stepped back.

"New York City." The girl cooed. "This is where I belong, in stardom instead of the farm."

"Syrene." SG welcomed. "Same as always."

Syrene rolled her eyes. "Very funny."

Obsidian smirked. "Finally someone remotely speaking my language..."

A short, blonde, and attractive boy stepped off the subway train. "Hello, fellow contestants."

Amber blushed and fawned over him.

Even Syrene turned an eye and smiled at him.

The boy chuckled. "Same as always, ladies." He kissed Amber's hand. "My name is Ryun, sweetie. I'm sure you won't forget it."

Amber blushed more and giggled. "Thank you, Rayn..."

Ryun stifled a laugh. "No, no, it's Ryun. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of each other."

Noel grumbled angrily.

The next contestant stepped out of the train. He was a stout, African-American boy with gray hair. He was munching on a chocolate donut with sprinkles. "Hey, guys." He managed between bites. "How's it hanging?"

Amber, Ryun, and Syrene backed away from him, disgusted.

"Oh..." He sighed guiltily. "You guys want some?"

The others shook their heads.

"Graham..." Lindsay mumbled awkwardly. "Before you ask, we'll get you a couch to lay on soon."

"Cool." Graham chewed. "What can I use for now?"

"...That bench?" SG suggested, pointing to a bench near the subway train.

Graham lazily laid down on the filthy bench.

A girl wearing all pink with hair to match stepped onto the subway station. "Hello, fellow compeititors..." She cooed. "Ready to play the game of betrayal... and romance... and drama?"

Amber nodded eagerly. "Yeah! Sounds fun!"

Syrene raised an eyebrow. "Your name?"

"Juniper." The girl in pink introduced. "Named for the beautiful flower..."

"I'm named after a type of cracker." Graham bragged. "Beat that."

Juniper glared at him. "How melodramatic..."

"Looks who's talking..." Noel mumbled.

The next contestant arrived. She dark orchid colored hair and a bright purple skirt. "Hello, kids. How are we all doing?"

Syrene looked away superiorly.

The girl glared at Syrene. "Interesting..." She mumbled.

Amber nodded. "She has such bad sunburn, right?"

Syrene gave Amber a death glare. "Real nice."

"Jojo." SG welcomed. "Nice entrance."

Jojo bowed. "Thank you, SG."

"His name is SG?" Ryun whispered to Noel.

Noel shrugged.

A boy with red hair slowly and leisurely walked out of the subway. "Hello, fellow teenagers."

Amber waved to him. "Hi!"

The boy smiled softly. "Are we all having a nice day?"

Many of the contestants grumbled about the subway.

The boy nodded. "My name is Adum. I hope we all get along."

SG guffawed. "That's won't be good for Total Drama City, Adum."

Adum sighed and put his hands up. "I get that, bro. I get that."

Syrene rolled her eyes. "What's up with all the freaks?"

Adum sighed and calmed himself. "Just let it go, man."

Syrene glared at him. "Don't call me 'man.'"

A scrawny boy with light brown hair came out of the subway train. "Hey, everyone!" He called annoyingly.

Syrene turned away annoyedly.

Even Amber didn't respond.

"So, like, what do we do here?" The boy asked. "Are we going to have fun?"

"The way you're talking right now, apparently not." Noel mumbled.

The others burst into laughter.

The boy looked down. "He made fun of the way I talk!"

"Just sit down and shut up. Leave the talking to me." Ryun advised.

The boy sat down next to Graham. "Can I have a bite of that donut?" He asked.

Graham shook his head and pushed the boy to the floor.

"Jarrod..." Lindsay sighed. "This is obviously not the best place for you."

A girl with light blonde hair and clothes to match arrived. She was hopping up and down. "Hey, everyone!"

Amber, Adum, and Ryun waved politely.

Jarrod sobbed. "When I say it, it's a nuisence. When she says it, it's cute!"

"I can't wait to compete with everyone!" The girl cheered. "This'll be so much fun!" She ran up to Juniper and shook her hand. "Pink hair? That is so crazy! Right, isn't it so crazy? I mean..." The girl fell to the floor, unconsious after a sugar rush.

"...She never even told us her name." Jojo realized.

"It's Mallory." SG explained. "She has a bit of a sugar problem."

"A bit?" Jojo scoffed.

Juniper shook her head in pity. "I wonder what it is that makes the poor girl act that way... what a shame."

Syrene rolled her eyes.

An African-American girl with bright purple hair stepped off the subway train. "Well, I'm here. Goldenrod City, right?"

The others stared at her blankly.

"Oh." The girl sighed. "I must've boarded the wrong train. Looks like I'm in a region called 'America.' Oh, well. This'll give me a chance to explore a region I've never even heard of!"

Adum nodded politely. "This must be a wonderful experience for you."

The girl nodded back. "I'm Isis. And I'm sure to lead my teammates and myself to victory, as soon as I can!"

"Where are you from, if you're not from America?" Amber asked. "...Wait, America's in Europe, right?"

Obsidian face-palmed.

Isis chuckled. "I'm from Unova, silly!"

Amber giggled. "Oh, I've heard of that! It's in South America, right?"

Ryun grabbed Amber's hand. "No, no, sweetie. That's Uruguay."

Amber nodded shyly.

Isis shook her head playfully and joined Amber and Ryun.

A short boy wearing a round, bright pink costume hopped out. He was wearing a cheery expression.

Isis's eyes widened.

The boy giggled girlily. "Hi hi, everyone!"

Isis ran over to him. "Oh. My. Gosh." She squealed. "I didn't know Igglybuff could be found in this region."

The boy chuckled. "While my name may be Iggly, this is just a costume... that I can't remove. I see you're a Pokemon fan, too."

Isis's eyes widened even more. "I didn't know Igglybuff could speak English."

Iggly sighed deeply. "I'm not an Igglybuff. I'm a human being. And I also I speak Japanese, kurutta shojo."

Isis pulled out a small red and white ball from her pocket. "Here we go!" She threw it at Iggly's head.

Iggly moaned and dropped to the floor unconsious.

The others stared at them in confusion.

"Right..." SG sighed.

Another contestant stepped off the train. He had blonde hair and was wearing a red and white superhero outfit. "Captain British Columbia... to the rescue!"

Isis giggled.

"...What's so funny?" The boy asked.

"Oh, nothing." Isis explained. "It's just a little nerdy to be so obcessed with something... fictional."

"Yeah." Jarrod scoffed. "That could get really annoying."

"Not to fear." The boy replied. "Even in this giant crimehole of a city, I can be the supreme defender and proctector of all!"

"This is Rickie." Lindsay welcomed. "Or, as he perfers, Captain British Columbia."

Rickie nodded. "Only few know my secret superhero alias."

"Um, you just announced it to the entire viewing world, smart one." Syrene pointed out. "Not that it was much of a secret in the first place."

Rickie blushed. "Now to fade into the shadow after a day of fighting crime." He ran behind a post.

The fifteenth contestant arrived soon after. She had half her hair dyed red, and a dress to match. "Phew... that was quite a subway ride."

A gagged and tied up subway conductor fell out of the train.

The girl pushed him back in and chuckled playfully. "Subway conductors. They're all the same."

Ryun went up to her. "Hello, madam. How are you doing on such a fine evening?"

The girl snickered. She held Ryun by the chin. "Don't fall in love with me, kid. I'm pure trouble."

"Anne." SG greeted. "I'm sure you'll be a nice addition to the show."

Anne chuckled. "I'm sure I will be. So, when do we get to tear up the hotel rooms you give us?"

Amber beamed. "We get hotel rooms? Maybe I can stay at the one my dad bought me for my last birthday!"

Anne put her arm around Amber. "I'm sure we'll be great friends... just don't tell your dad about that time I burned down that one hotel in Boston."

Amber nodded eagerly. "I won't tell anyone!" She stared at the screen. "Hi, Dad!" She called.

A thin, blonde girl stepped off the subway. "Hi, everyone."

Many of the boys grinned at her amusingly.

Jarrod ran over to her. "Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to form an alliance! Alliances are so fun, right?"

The girl backed away. "I don't think it's a good idea to get into a relationship so quickly after a break-up."

Jarrod snorted. "I never said anything about being your boyfriend!"

"...I can see through you like glass." The girl sighed. "Just sit down and stop bothering everyone."

Jarrod sat down depressedly, obviously having intentions of dating the girl.

"I'm Lexi." The girl introduced herself as. "It's nice to meet you all."

Adum nodded calmly and grinned.

Ryun shook his head impressedly. "Such brains in such a beautiful package."

Lexi blushed and nodded, aknowledging this.

An older-looking boy with blonde hair wearing a green tuxedo stepped off the train. "Hello, everyone. I'm sure you're simply impressed with and/or envious of my handsome appearence, but remember this..."

Many of the others rolled their eyes.

"What?" Jojo sighed.

"...In addition to being drop dead gorgeous, I'm probably the smartest one here." The boy bragged.

Syrene looked over at Mallory, Jarrod, and Rickie. "...You know, I can't blame you for thinking that."

The boy chuckled. "Of course, my dear. I know some of you have probably already taken a liking for me, but none of you girls here are good enough for me."

Noel rolled his eyes. "Can we have the honor of knowing your name?" He said sarcastically.

The boy thought this around. "...I suppose. Barely, but yes. My name is TJ."

Lindsay sighed deeply. "TJ. What a pleasure it is to have you here." She mumbled sarcastically.

TJ snickered. "I'm sure it is."

"Why did you accept him, again?" Lindsay whispered to SG.

SG shrugged. "We needed someone for the audience to hate."

"What was that?!" TJ demanded.

SG rolled his eyes. "I said you're beautiful. Happy?"

TJ nodded contently.

An African-American boy with the left half his body made of metal arrived shortly after. "Greetings, carbon-based lifeforms. I understand that we will be competing for a large amount of currency."

Many of the contestants backed away.

"...Um, is that, like, a cyborg or something?" Amber cowered.

Syrene had wide eyes. "And I thought Jarrod was weird."

"Hey!" Jarrod exclaimed. He faced the cyborg boy. "You scare me..."

The boy faced Amber. "Affirmative, female carbon-based lifeform commonly referred to as Amber."

Anne shook her head. "I've been to a lot of parties, and seen a lot of weird things, but I've never something like that."

The boy looked down. "My apoligies. I commonly have that effect on carbon-based lifeforms."

"Seeven." Lindsay greeted. "I see you're here.... this is interesting."

SG nodded in agreement.

Seeven stared at Lindsay. "Affirmative. I applied for this television program to learn about the mystery called 'emotions.'"

SG murmured, "Moving on..."

A red-haired girl wearing all pink stepped off the subway train. "Hello, everyone. I'm sure I'll competing with you all... you know, before I have to crush you all to win."

Syrene rolled her eyes.

TJ guffawed. "I think we should take a reality check, missy. We all know that I will win this compeition."

The girl frowned and folded her arms. "I'd sooner date any other boy off the streets than admit defeat... especially from someone like you."

TJ rolled his eyes and scoffed. "I'm bet you're just jealous."

The girl smirked and ran over to TJ. She punched him right in the face.

TJ moaned as several of his teeth fell out and he fell onto the floor, beside Mallory.

This caused some of the boys to swoon over her even more, while others trembled in fear.

"Anyone else want to try anything?" She chuckled.

Ryun shook his head a hid a rose he had behind his back.

"Evona." Lindsay welcomed. "You'll surely help us with the feminist demographic."

Evona nodded proudly. "I suppose I will."

SG checked a clock set up on the wall. "We have time for one last arrival."

An overweight girl with black hair wearing blue arrived. "Ugh, hi everyone! I bet you all know me from MyCircle!"

All of the contestants gagged and nodded weakly, except for Jarrod.

Jarrod ran up to the girl. "Oh my gosh..." He squealed. "You sang Friday! I love that song!"

Noel, still gagging, managed, "They make such a disgusting couple."

The girl chuckled. "I'm sure you're all just so take by my beauty. But, you know, my voice is even better!"

"...Please, dear." Juniper pleaded. "Do not forsake us with the insult of hearing you sing."

The girl nodded. "It's Friday! Friday!" She sang. "Gotta get down on Friday!"

Lindsay and SG were wearing earplugs, apparently knowing this would happen.

"I can't hear a thing!" SG yelled.

"I know, right?" Lindsay yelled back. "Isn't it great?!"

Many of the contestants stared at them in jealousy.

"I identify said carbon-based lifeform as Rebekah Blech." Seeven analyzed. "Known to the public as an unpopular singer that attained 'fame' on a video-sharing website known as 'MyCircle.'"

Rebekah nodded proudly. "You betcha, cyborg boy."

"Now that all of you are here." SG announced. "It's time to see where you'll stay and what your teams are."

He and Lindsay led the teens out of the subway station and in front of two hotels.

SG took out two pieces of paper and handed one to Lindsay.

Lindsay nodded and looked at the sheet. "Okay, if I call your name, come stand by me. Adum. Amber. Jojo. Juniper. Lexi. Syrene. Noel. TJ. Ryun. Obsidian."

The ten contestants called went over to Lindsay.

"You guys are the Ellis Island Eagles!" She announced.

The team cheered, except for Obsidian.

"That's okay..." Obsidian sighed. "I mean, if you like that stuff."

Ryun snickered. "What an honor it is to be on a team with such beautiful ladies."

The girls on the team blushed, excluding Jojo, who raised an eyebrow suspiciously.

SG looked over his team roster. "The rest of you. Anne. Evona. Graham. Iggly. Isis. Jarrod. Mallory. Rebekah. Rickie. Seeven. Come stand by me."

The ten others went over to SG.

"You all are the Statues of Liberty." He announced.

The team cheered.

Seeven nodded blankly. "According to my calculations, our team has a 50% chance of being victorious in a compeitive event."

Anne chuckled. "Try 100%, cyborg boy. This team is going to be the best in history!"

Mallory nodded. "Isn't it totally awesome? It can't be just me thinking it's awesome! It's awesome, riiight?!"

Evona rolled her eyes playfully at Mallory.

"Well, it seems we've got your teams ready." Lindsay continued.

SG motioned to the two hotels. One was small, rundown, and filthy, while the other one was tall, bright, and comfortable. "The winning team will stay in the tall, five-star hotel. The losing team will get the roach motel."

"But for now," Lindsay explained. "You'll both be staying in the five-star hotel until the first challenge tomorrow."

The twenty teens cheered and entered the hotel.

SG and Lindsay faced the camera.

"That's it for the first episode of Total Drama City." SG closed.

"Which team will prove victorious in tomorrow's challenge?" Lindsay continued. "Which contestant will be the first to go home? Find out next time on..."

"Total! Drama! City!" They shouted in unison.

Chapter 3- Broadway Blues
SG and Lindsay were seen flipping channels.

"Should we have the contestants try to film something?" SG asked.

Lindsay shrugged. She flipped to something with a boy in all red and an attractive blonde girl talking to each other. She shook her head and changed it to a boy with a prostetic leg and a redheaded girl battling. She switched off the TV afterwards. "Do they only show reality shows these days?"

SG shrugged. "Maybe we should just go to Broadway for the challenge."

Lindsay nodded. She looked directly at the camera. "...And the cameraman snuck up on us for the third time in a row."

SG blushed. "Last time on Total Drama City." He began. "Noel made a strategic move by allying with Seeven and Rebekah. When their team lost the sewer racing challenge to the Eagles, Noel convinced them to send Anne packing. Anne was the first of many to have their dreams crushed in the compeition. Who will be next? Find out right here on..."

"Total! Drama! City!" They shouted in unison.

Adum was seen stirring in his sleep as a bright light shined in his eyes.

The bright light was coming from the closet, where Amber was trying to find a dress. She emerged with two identical dresses. She shook Adum awake.

Adum woke with a start. "Huh... what time is it?"

Amber shrugged and held up the dresses. "You're a guy, right?"

"...Yeah." Adum replied.

"Which one of these dresses do you find more attractive?" Amber asked.

Adum shrugged. "If the guy you want to impress doesn't like you for you, don't bother with him. If he does, he'll like you even if you're in rags."

Amber frowned. She turned to Lexi, who was sitting awake on her bed.

"Lexi." Amber began. "Which one of these would look better on me?"

Lexi smirked. "Back up a little." She ordered. "I can't get a good look."

Amber took a step back.

"A little more." Lexi cooed. "More. More. More. More."

Amber backed up until she was at the window.

Lexi snickered. "Now just a little step more."

Amber took a step back and fell out the window, screaming.

Adum shook his head. "Did you really have to do that?"

Lexi rolled her eyes and ignored him.

"At least we're on the first floor." Adum sighed.

Lexi's eyes widened as she groaned.

Juniper was seen waking up in her room. "Ah..." She sighed. "Time it is now to start another fine day with a hearty breakfast and my kin." She waved to Jojo.

Jojo raised an eyebrow at her. "I'm still not sure about that Juniper girl. I have a feeling that all this drama is just an act. Either she wants to trick everyone in order to win, or she was hired by the producers to get this kind of reaction from people like me. Either way, I don't trust her."

TJ was shown lying in his bed, clutching his pillow to block out the sound.

Obsidian was mumbling into his diary. "Today, I saw a flower that was wilted. It reminded me so much of myself that I began to cry. Next to the flower, there was a rabbit eating the grass. It reminded me so much of how life eats away at my soul that I cried again."

TJ face-palmed. "Do you really need to intrude on my normally perfect attitude?!"

Obsidian nodded. "No matter what your attitude, we're all just slaves."

"Slaves to what?" TJ grumbled. "To be even more perfect than I already am," He said in confessional. "I need to have a pleasant attitude. And Obsidian is getting in the way of that."

Noel and Ryun were seen conversing.

"And that's how I won the sliver medal at the Olympic Winter Games." Noel sighed.

Ryun nodded absently and looked across the room at Syrene.

"So, after that, the gold medalist pushed me into the snow..." Noel continued.

"Hold that thought, Noel." Ryun interrupted. "I have to go strategize." He went over to Syrene.

Syrene turned to face Ryun. "What do you want?"

Ryun chuckled and shook his head. "I'd like to propose an alliance." He cooed seductively. "You are easily the prettiest girl here. Amber and Lexi... they're just pawns. You're the one I want."

Syrene blushed slightly. "Like I would dare trust someone like you. Do you take me for a fool?"

Ryun chuckled. "My dear. You'll seen reason soon enough. Soon enough."

"What is his deal?" Syrene demanded in confessional. "He's already kissed up to three girls, and it's only his third day here. I'll trust him as soon as Jarrod starts using mouthwash."

Noel sighed, assuming Ryun wasn't going to come back from his chat with Syrene. He picked up the walkie-talkie from the day before and spoke into it. "Rebekah, Seeven. Come in. This is Noel."

Rebekah and Seeven were shown in the run-down hotel next door. Roaches were all over Rebekah, and she was running around, trying to get them off.

Seeven simply shot a laser from his eye, and burnt all the roaches.

Rebekah moaned, obviously being burnt by the blast. "...Noel is calling us?"

Seeven nodded and picked up the walkie-talkie. "Greetings, carbon-based lifeform commonly referred to as Noel."

Noel rolled his eyes. "Listen. If you guys lose the challenge today, you need to vote off Evona. She's a huge threat."

Rebekah nodded. "Her attitude totally harshes my mellow. She be so annoying."

Noel rolled his eyes again. "Anyway, Evona's the powerhouse of your team. She won't stand being messed with. We need to get rid of her."

Seeven nodded. "Affirmative. Evona seems to be aggressive and powerful."

Iggly, Isis, and Evona were shown in another room.

Isis looked over at Iggly, who was sitting, on his bed, awkwardly tapping away at a handheld video game system. She grinned.

Evona glared at Isis and smirked. "Looks like someone has a crush on a certain video game nerd..."

Isis blushed and shook her head.

Evona chuckled. "Don't fall for him. He seems like one of those people who always has their head in the clouds."

Isis was staring at the sky. She turned to Evona. "What?"

Evona rolled her eyes and shook her head. "On second thought, you two would be a perfect match. Just don't let him suck you into a relationship you don't want to be in."

Isis nodded. "Should I try my luck?"

Evona nodded back and pushed Isis forward. "Go ahead."

Isis trudged over to Iggly and sat down next to him. "Hi, Iggly."

Iggly jumped back. "You're not going to try to catch me again, are you?"

Isis' eyes widened. She put a red and white colored ball she had behind her back into her pocket. "No..."

Iggly raised an eyebrow and sat down slowly. "So... what do you want to talk about?"

"I was wondering..." Isis began. "Do you want to go Pidove watching sometime?"

Iggly raised an eyebrow once more. "Um... you do know that game's not real, right?"

Isis shook her head. "What game?"

Iggly looked away. "I have to, um... eat breakfast... and stuff." He got up and awkwardly waddled away.

Isis looked down disappointly and sighed deeply.

Evona put a hand on her shoulder.

Graham was lying on a low-quality bed, munching on a fudge brownie. He was stuffing pieces into his mouth, grunting rudely.

Mallory looked up and actually seemed to be attracted by this. She ran over. "Oh. My. Gosh. A brownie! My parents don't let me have those because it has so much sugar! It makes me soooo hyper! You know, because I'm normally so calm! Can I have some?!"

Graham nodded slowly and handed her the pastry.

Mallory grinned and stuffed the entire thing into her mouth greedily. She started jumping up and down even more than she normally does. "Oh my gosh! Thank you! I love sugar!" She cheered and ran out the door.

Graham's eyes widened. "Wow..." He sighed in confessional. "I think I actually may have found a girl that shares my same interests. She loves sugar and... eating things that have sugar. Sure, she may be a little active, but... I can fix that." He pulled a donut out of his pocket and began eating it.

Rickie and Jarrod were seen chatting.

"So, like, after I picked all the gum out of her hair, she still wouldn't go out with me..." Jarrod sighed.

Rickie shook his head. "Sir, do you realize what an offense it is to disturb a fair maiden?"

Jarrod stared at him and shook his head. "I just thought she would like having her hair pink without having to dye it."

Rickie made a clicking noise and shook his head. "Don't make me turn you into the police."

Jarrod jumped back in fear. "The police?!" He shrieked.

Rickie nodded solemnly. "If I ever catch you bothering another person, I will turn you in."

Jarrod thought aloud to himself, "Don't hurt anyone... don't hurt anyone..." He began to tremble.

Mallory bounded in to the room, jumping up and down. "Hi, kids!"

Jarrod yelled in fear and threw a pillow at Mallory.

Mallory fell to the floor, knocking out of her sugar rush and unconsious.

Rickie smirked. "That's it, Jarrod."

Jarrod's eyes widened.

Rickie threw him out the window, making him land in the arms of a police officer on the ground.

"What the...?" The officer mumbled.

Rickie saluted him from the window. "Just doing my job, sir!"

Rhonda's voice came over the loudspeaker. "Um, contestants... come outside ASAP! We have your challenge ready!"

The contestants in the five-star hotel came out reluctantly, while the ones in the roach motel were content to be out of it.

Lindsay and SG were standing beside a long bus, big enough to hold the nineteen remaining contestants.

"What are we doing now...?" Obsidian sighed.

The hosts smirked. "We're going somewhere special." SG explained.

Lindsay pointed to the bus. "Get in, and get ready to go to one of the most popular landmarks in New York."

The contestants looked at one another, obviously curious at what is was.

Rickie beamed. "Is it the superhero museum?"

SG shook his head. He directed for the contestants to board the bus, and they did. Lindsay and him boarded soon after.

Lindsay spoke over the loudspeaker, telling of where they were going. "This famous location is known all over the nation, and has granted fame to many an actor."

Amber gasped. "Oh my gosh! It's Broadway! I go here every month! My dad pays for me to stay out of the house!"

Many of the others stared at her awkwardly.

She blushed.

Lindsay nodded. "Get ready to put on a play to remember... for different reasons."

The bus arrived at Broadway, and the contestants and hosts got out.

"Today's challenge is going to be difficult... for some of you." SG sighed.

"What do you mean?" Noel demanded, with arms folded.

SG pointed to Mallory and Jarrod, who were jumping up and down, and playing with a paper clip, respectively.

"Point taken." Noel grumbled.

"Each team will have to put on a musical, that they write and perform." Lindsay continued. "There will have to be at least five actors or singers, but no less."

Rhonda came over with two boxes of assorted props and costumes. She set them down by the two teams. "The Ellis Island Eagles get the blue box, and the Statues of Liberty get the green box. Deal with it."

The teams dug around their boxes, finding several things they could use.

Rebekah smirked. "I think I should be the singer for our team, all things considered."

Many of her team gagged and shook their heads, to no avail.

Seeven shook his head. "The probability of victory with you serving the role of the singer is 2%."

Syrene snickered. "How pathetic."

Rebekah folded her arms. "You're all just jealous."

The Eagles all immediately looked at Juniper.

Juniper bowed. "I would simply love to be the actress. Thank you to you all for believing in me."

Jojo shook her head and raised an eyebrow.

The two hosts opened the door, letting the contestants into a grand stage.

Many of them stared forward in awe.

"You all can go backstage to prepare for the challenge." Lindsay explained.

The teens went over backstage, eager to put on a show.

"Let's rock this." Adum sighed.

The Statues of Liberty were shown backstage, gathered around a desk that Evona was sitting at. She was holding a pencil, staring depressedly at a blank piece of paper in front of her.

"...Anything?" Iggly sighed. "Are you sure you have absolutely no idea about what to write about?"

Evona shrugged. "I'm just not inspired here. I have no idea what to write about."

Rebekah scoffed. "Well, at least we know who the best singer on this team is."

Jarrod nodded and ran up to her. "Exactly, my sweet... you are the best singer."

Rebekah smirked and nodded back. "I'm currently resting my vocal talents so that I may succeed when the big performance comes along."

"I don't know..." Iggly mumbled.

"Affirmative." Seeven beeped. "The probability of success would be..."

Rebekah shoved him before he could finish. "I don't need to know the odds, Seeven. I'm sure to dazzle."

Evona smirked. "You're persistant. Just like the modern woman should be. If you think you can do it, I guess we can trust you with the risk of losing."

Isis shrugged and nodded. "Who'll be the actors? I'll be happy to volunteer."

Rebekah nodded back. "You can have the honor of playing one of my friends."

Isis forced a smile.

Mallory was jumping up and down. "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! We're finally moving here! We might able to put on a show! And, I would love to be an actress in it!"

Rebekah grinned. "You can be another one of my friends. I need to more friends here... and a rapper."

Graham backed away. "I'm not good at acting... or moving."

Iggly shrugged. "Every good play needs a fluffy, pink costumed cutie, right?"

Evona shook her head slowly.

Rebekah, on the other hand, agreed. "Of course!"

Rickie looked up proudly. "I'll fill the next role! It's what a hero would do to help out."

Jarrod blushed. "I guess that leaves me as the rapper."

Rebekah nodded. "Of course, sweetie." She winked.

Jarrod winked back and blushed.

Evona handed Rebekah the paper. "I guess you can write down whatever you have in mind."

Rebekah nodded and began to write.

Meanwhile, the Ellis Island Eagles were having less difficulty coming up with a script.

Juniper was illustrating the plot by acting it out. "The plot is about a humble, shy girl..." She closed her eyes and nodded, her hand close to her heart. "...Moving to the big city that we ourselves are competing in..." She spread out her arms, referring to the entire city of New York. "...And being welcomed by a kind group of city girls..." She pointed to her female teammates. "...And adapting to her environment." She bowed, showing she had finished.

A few of her teammates clapped, while other scoffed.

Syrene was one of the ones who scoffed. "And I suppose you're playing the lead?"

Ryun nodded. "Well, you must agree that she is the best actress on the team."

Juniper blushed slightly and bowed once more.

Syrene grunted. "Fine. But if we lose, it's on you."

Juniper nodded calmly. "I'm willing to take that risk. I'm going to need the other four girls from this team to play the group of nice girls."

Lexi, Amber and Syrene were quick to step up and begin preparing, but Jojo was doubtful.

"I don't really think I want to do something like this..." She mumbled.

Lexi shrugged. "You'll probably get voted off for that.

Jojo bit her lip and nodded. "I suppose I'll have to do it..." She sighed. She went over and began getting into costume, which was a brown coat.

The boys looked over each other.

"Need any male roles?" Adum asked.

"Yes, actually." Juniper coaxed. "A singer."

TJ immediately stepped up. "Since I am obviously the best singer, I'll do it."

The other males shrugged and nodded.

Juniper nodded back contently. "Let us begin filming."

SG and Lindsay were seated at a table, ready to judge.

"Are the Eagles ready yet?" SG inquired.

Lindsay nodded. "Let the show begin!"

The curtain rolled up.

Jojo, Syrene, Amber, and Lexi were dressed in multicolored wigs, wearing brown coats.

Juniper walked in, dressed in only a swimsuit. "Oh, my..." She gawked. "New York. It's so huge and cold... Nothing like California. I don't think I'll be able to find my way in this huge place. Whatever shall I do?"

The other girls went up to her.

"Hello, traveler." Jojo greeted. "Need any help?"

Juniper, or rather her character, nodded. "I would love some help. I'm just moved here, and I have no idea what's it like. Do you have any ideas on what to do?"

Amber grinned. "How about a..."

"Fabulous musical number!" All the girls shouted in unison.

The two hosts rolled their eyes.

"That seems like a great idea!" Juniper shrieked.

Technopop music began to play in the background.

TJ emerged from backstage. "Greetings, Californians... let's take a different journey."

"I know a place," Amber sang. "Where the lights are always brighter."

All the girls got into a line.

"Red, white, and blue." Lexi sang. "Largest city in the US."

"Sippin' orange juice." Syrene continued. "'Cause we're only sixteen years old."

"The boys break their skulls." Lexi sang. "Throwin' pennies off the Building."

"You could travel the world." Jojo sang. "But nothing comes close to the Empire State."

"Once you see Ellis Island." Amber continued.

"You'll be movin' in!" Amber and Jojo sang in unison.

"New York City Gurls." The four girls sang in unison. "We're undefeatable. Broadway shows, Times Square over there. NY is so bright, we'll stun the immigrants!"

The girls got into a line again and continued to sing in unison. "New York City... New York City... New York City... New York City..."

The music stopped playing as the girls bowed.

"Thank you, thank you." Syrene scoffed.

SG rolled his eyes. "What do you say, Lindsay?"

Lindsay shrugged. "Well, the song was okay, but the writing was really corny."

The girls frowned.

SG nodded. "I kind of felt like I was watching a little kid's show."

Lindsay shrugged again. "Five out of ten?"

SG nodded.

The girls and TJ were generally disappointed as they went backstage and the curtain closed.

Lindsay cleared her throat. "Statues of Liberty! You're up!"

SG sighed deeply. "At the very least, Rebekah better not be a singer."

The curtain opened again, showing Rebekah in her bed.

SG and Lindsay facepalmed and groaned.

Rebekah was lying asleep in a bed, with a clock on a nearby nightstool.

The clock rang, being set to 4:00 AM.

Rebekah woke up. "Four AM, wakin' up, no it's Monday." She sang. "Gotta get up, gotta go downstairs." She walked to another side of the stage, where a breakfast table was set up. "Gotta have my bowl, gotta have the pill. Seein' everything, my kids are sleepin'. Tickin' on and on, co-workers rushin'."

She hopped into a cardboard car and "drove" to a cardboard building. "Gotta get down to the office!" She went to another side of the stage, made to look like a cubicle. "Gotta do my work. Oh no, it's my boss!"

Jarrod came in, in a formal suit, scolding Iggly and an unconsious Mallory.

"He's firin' Iggly Buff." Rebekah continued. "He's firin' Mallory. Gotta make his mind up, will I get to staaaay?"

Jarrod shook his head. "No!"

Rebekah dropped to the floor. "It's Monday, Monday, gotta do work on Monday! Everybody's looking forward to the lunch break! Managing, managing!"

"Yeah!" The others cheered.

"Managing, managing!" Rebekah repeated.

"Yeah!" The others chanted.

"Managing, managing!"

"Yeah!"

"Work, work, work, work, work!" They all cheered.

"Lookin' forward to the lunch break!" Rebekah cried.

"RB, Rebekah Blech." Jarrod concluded.

The two hosts stared at the team uncomfortably.

SG shook his head. "The lyrics and singing were terrible. You didn't even have a speaking scene. But I have to admit, you did better with the props and backdrop than the Eagles did."

Lindsay nodded in agreement. "But, anyways, we have to declare a winner. Eagles, come out."

The Ellis Island Eagles came out from backstage, presenting themselves to the hosts.

Lindsay and SG briefly discussed the Statues of Liberty's rating.

SG nodded. "Statues of Liberty, we give you a 3/10."

"Which means?" Iggly called.

"You're going to elimination tonight." Lindsay sighed. "The Eagles scored a 5/10."

The Ellis Island Eagles cheered, except for Obsidian, of course.

Syrene smirked at the other team.

"Our second loss in a row." Evona declared. "Well, at least our choice for tonight is pretty clear." She glared at Rebekah.

Rebekah's eyes widened as she blushed.

Seeven shook his head. "I believe we may be able to get the majority of votes by convincing some of the previous voters to vote with us."

Rebekah nodded.

Noel looked over at them and pointed to who he wanted gone.

Rebekah and Seeven nodded and went over to some of their teammates.

The Statues of Liberty were later shown at the Lobby of Eviction, looking nervously at one another and texting in their votes.

"Welcome, Statues of Liberty." SG greeted. "It's time to eliminate another player from your team."

Lindsay nodded. "If I call your name, you're safe. Let's see now... Evona. Iggly. Isis. Graham."

The four called sighed in relief and grinned.

"Mallory." SG continued. "Rickie. Seeven."

The next three called sighed in relief as well.

Jarrod and Rebekah exchanged glances and looked forward nervously.

"The last person safe is...

...Rebekah." SG finished.

Jarrod gasped. "Why was I voted off? I mean, I did what you guys said and everything!"

"...You really don't understand how this game works, do you?" Evona scolded.

Jarrod turned red with anger. "I demand to stay! I demand a revote!"

SG rolled his eyes. "Rhonda!" He called.

Rhonda charged in and belted out a battle cry. She kicked Jarrod in the groin.

Jarrod moaned and fell to the floor.

Rhonda tied him up and tossed him into the Taxi of Losers.

The two hosts turned to the camera.

"That's it for this episode of Total Drama." SG closed.

"Tune in next time for more drama next time on..." Lindsay said.

"Total! Drama! City!" They shouted in unison.

Chapter 5- The Empire State Strikes Back
SG was seen standing on the roof of the Empire State Building. A narrative played in the background.

"I finally decided to do it." The deep, narrative voice roared. "My wife had left me. My kids despised me. I had been fired from my job. There was no reason to live anymore. It was time."

SG ran across the roof and jumped off the side, depressedly. He fell for a few seconds before... landing safely on a soft mattress.

The camera zoomed out to show the other cameras, the director, and other actors lingering around. The Empire State Building was simply a set built to look like it.

"Cut!" The director called. "That's a wrap, everyone."

The others cheered and clapped.

Lindsay came into the studio and went up to SG. "You done being a stunt double for some movie?"

SG nodded. "That was awesome... You know, I was think we could base today's challenge off of that stunt."

Lindsay rolled her eyes. "Last time on Total Drama City, the contestants were brought to Central Park for a challenge to raise 100 dollars for their team. Thanks to the audience and... Lady Gaga, the Statues of Liberty were able to pull off their first win. At elimination, Adum became the first Eagle to be sent home."

"Find out who gets out this time on..." SG continued.

"Total! Drama! City!" They said in unison.

Lexi was seen sitting on her flea-ridden bed, writing in her diary. "One day, Amber will fall off a cliff and die and I will live happily ever after with Ryun..." She mumbled.

Amber looked over suspiciously. "Why would I fall off a cliff? I mean, cliffs aren't very fun."

Lexi smirked. "You would totally jump if there was a sparkly dress at the bottom."

Amber folded her arms and looked to the side. "That is not the point."

Lexi rolled her eyes.

Amber winced. "Um... can't we all just, like, bond over low-cal snacks?"

Lexi scowled. "This is Total Drama. Not Total Happy Fun Time Friendship."

Amber grinned. "It would be so cool if it was though!"

Ryun was shown in confessional. "I have the girls right where I want them. Amber and Lexi are weakened, distracted by me. Meanwhile, Noel's alliance was broken up by that jerkette, Syrene. This game is as good as mine."

Juniper was seen staring out the window, holding a bright pink flower and slowly plucking petals off, watching them blow off into the wind.

Jojo stared at her suspiciously. "Juniper." She said in confessional. "I'm almost certainly positive that she is hiding something. She's probably a grand strategist, waiting to make her move. That's it. I'm going to directly confront her. Maybe I can get her to ally with me."

She was seen going over to Juniper. "Juniper?"

The dramatic girl looked at her. "What is your question, wonderful teammate?"

Jojo rolled her eyes. "Listen, Juniper. I know this whole 'drama' thing is just an act. Give it up now and I won't get rid of you at the next elimination."

Juniper shook her head. "Greatest apoligies, teammate, but I have no idea what you are talking about. I do not comprehend why you would think this."

Jojo scowled. "Fine then, Juniper. If we're not going to do this the easy, we're going to have to do it the hard way."

She walked away superiorly. "I'll see you at the next elimination."

Syrene was seen peeking in through a crack in the door, hearing every word. She smirked and went back to her room, where Noel was being held hostage.

Syrene snickered. "Noel." She cooed. "I have some new orders for you."

"Yes, ma'am?" He trembled.

"Jojo's getting just a little too smart for her own good." The black widow chuckled. "I say we get rid of her at the next elimination."

Noel nodded. "Juniper'll vote with us, for sure. What about the other two votes we need?"

Syrene shrugged. "I'll be able to work something out."

Noel nodded again. "So... what should I do with Rebekah and Seeven?"

Syrene smirked. "Just get Evona out. I don't care what happens, as long as either Jojo or Evona go home tonight."

Noel nodded nervously.

Obsidian was seen sketching a picture of Amber, mumbling a song. "I kissed a nerd and I liked it, the taste of her dirty braces..."

TJ snuck up on him. "Whatcha doing, inferior being?"

Obsidian shrugged and hid the drawing.

TJ glared at him. "You must've been drawing a picture of my beauty. Understandable."

Obsidian blushed and nodded. "Exactly..."

TJ snatched away the paper and looked at it. "...You're a really terrible artist."

Obsidian nodded annoyedly.

TJ shrugged. "Get art lessons, and come back later."

Obsidian banged his head on the wall. "Whatever..."

TJ rolled his eyes.

Rebekah and Seeven were seen talking with Noel through the walkie-talkie.

"So, what do we do at elimination?" Rebekah wondered.

Noel was sweating out of fear of Syrene. "Um... just vote out Evona. Evona."

Seeven nodded. "Out of the seventeen remaining, she has the most physical strength."

Rebekah shrugged. "What if you lose?"

Noel looked over at Syrene.

Syrene shook her head.

Noel sighed deeply and faked, "I'll figure something out."

Seeven nodded again. "As popular saying goes, 'we shall cross the bridge when we reach it.'"

Rebekah shrugged and nodded. "I hope we win again today. This hotel is worthy of someone like me."

Seeven noddded. "Affirmative."

Iggly was shown playing on a console that had been set up by the hotel staff. "This game rules."

Isis went over to him. "Hi, Iggly..."

Iggly looked at her. "You're not going to try to catch me again, are you?"

Isis shook her head and giggled. "Of course not. I was just going to ask if I could play with you."

Iggly nodded shyly and handed her a controller.

Isis took hold of it and began to play.

A beeping sound was heard from the screen.

"...Looks like I win." Isis scoffed triumphantly.

Iggly's eyes widened. "...I've never lost to a g-girl before. I call rematch."

They played another round.

The same beeping sound from earlier was heard.

Iggly facepalmed.

"Lemme guess." Isis snickered. "Another rematch?"

Iggly nodded. "I'm just off my game."

Evona was shown in confessional. "I'm beginning to think that I'm a big target. I mean, I guess I'm pretty strong, and my strategies could work. But... I think I need an alliance at this point."

She was shown going up to Graham.

"Hello, Graham..." She greeted awkwardly. "Whatcha doing?"

Graham was biting on a donut. "Trying to suck all the jelly out of this jelly donut."

Evona nodded. "Um... right. So, I was wondering if..."

Graham stared at her. "What?" He spat donut crumbs over her face.

Evona wiped the crumbs off and sighed deeply. "Um... I... never mind." She walked away awkwardly.

Graham shrugged. "More for me." He bit into the donut again.

Evona was shown in confessional again. "Ok... maybe Graham wasn't the best choice for an ally. But I will find one..."

Mallory was seen with Rickie.

"Now, tell me, Ms. Mallory." Rickie sighed. "Where did Jarrod touch you two days ago?"

Mallory was sobbing, but still jumping up and down. "He threw a ball at me, and, and..."

Rickie shook his head. "So, Mallory--"

Rhonda's voice came on the loudspeaker. "Attention, useless contestants! The challenge is ready over at the Empire State Building! You'll have to find your own ride over there!"

The contestants all groaned but eventually made it over to where the two hosts were.

Lindsay and SG were standing outside the Empire State Building.

"Today's challenge will involve a little courage." Lindsay began. "You all will take the elevator up to the roof, and jump from the side, to hopefully land on the soft mattress below."

Rhonda carried the mattress in and placed it on the ground.

SG continued, "The team who gets the most people to jump wins. Since the Statues of Liberty are one player short, one of the Eagles will have to sit out."

Obsidian shrugged. "I'll sit out. There's no use trying to win anyway." He sat down in a corner.

"Alright then." Lindsay called. "You can go to the top and begin."

The contestants except Obsidian and hosts were shown on the roof.

"Ellis Island Eagles." SG called. "You'll go first."

Many of the Eagles had wide eyes.

Juniper shrugged. "For the sake of loyalty and honor, I shall do it for my team." She jumped off the side and landed on the mattress.

Jojo scowled. She went over to Syrene and Noel. "Hello. Would you join me in voting for--"

"Of course we'll vote for Juniper." Syrene snickered.

Jojo's eyes widened. "Oh, um... that went better than I thought it would. Thank you." She walked away.

Ryun looked at the ground. "I shall do it for the fine women on my team." He jumped and landed next to Juniper.

Juniper looked at him. "Ryun. You must help me. Jojo believes that I am hiding something. I hate to do it, but you must help me eliminate her. Please?"

Ryun smirked and nodded. "Of course, Juniper. Anything for a lady like you."

Amber looked at Juniper and Ryun from up on the roof. "Well... if Ryun can do it, so can I." She jumped, screaming as she hit the mattress with a thud.

Juniper looked at her immediately. "Alliance member. Our alliance is tearing apart. You must help me vote out Jojo."

Amber nodded. "Sure."

Jojo went over to Lexi. "Lexi. I was wondering if you would help me vote out Juniper. Please?"

Lexi nodded. "That girl Amber is allied with? Sure."

Jojo nodded, satisfied. "Thank you."

Lexi sighed deeply and jumped off the side, landing near the others.

Juniper sighed and went over to Obsidian, who was in the corner. "Hello. You must help me eliminate--"

Obsidian looked over at Amber, who was allied with Juniper. "Sure... I mean, whatever."

Juniper nodded excitedly and clapped.

Noel and Syrene were shown on the roof.

Syrene smirked. "You're jumping. So am I."

Noel nodded nervously.

They both jumped off, landing safely.

Jojo folded her arms. "This challenge is way too dangerous. I refuse to jump."

TJ nodded. "This face cannot risk an accident."

"Looks like six of the eight participants from the Eagles jumped." SG scoffed. "Statues of Liberty, you're up."

Rickie scoffed. "How simple. With my awesome ability to fly, I will easily conquer this challenge!" He jumped off, but obviously didn't fly, just fell to the ground below.

Rebekah and Seeven went over to Iggly and Isis.

"Greetings." Seeven beeped. "Would you like to aid us in eliminating Evona?"

Iggly nodded. "Why not? She's a threat."

Isis nodded back. "Sure."

Evona was shown staring at them. She sighed and jumped off bravely.

Isis looked at the edge. "This challenge was practically made for me. Here I go..." She jumped off and landed on the mattress.

Iggly looked over at the edge and trembled. "Well... I can do it. I just need a little push."

Rebekah ran over and pushed him off. "You're welcome!"

Iggly fell to the ground screaming and landed safely.

Graham walked over to the edge. "Well..." His eyes widened. "There's a hot dog stand down there!" He jumped off, motivated.

Mallory squealed. "Fun!" She jumped off giddily. She hit the ground, unconsious, having recovered from her sugar rush.

Rebekah folded her arms. "I'm not doing it. It's way too risky for someone of my beauty."

Seeven shrugged. "My hard steel armor prevents me from feeling pain." He jumped off the side, landing safely.

"The Statues of Liberty win!" Lindsay announced.

The winning team cheered, having pulled off their second win.

SG smirked and looked at the Eagles. "Looks like you guys are voting someone off. This should be good."

The Eagles looked at each other nervously.

Jojo smirked and looked at Juniper.

Juniper sighed and looked down.

The Ellis Island Eagles were shown at elimination.

"Eagles." SG scolded. "You didn't do your best work today, did you? Text in your votes and we'll see who goes."

The nine Eagles texted their votes in, one by one.

"If I call your name, you're safe." Lindsay began. "Ryun. Amber. Lexi."

The love triangle exchanged glares.

"Noel." SG continued. "And Syrene."

Noel and Syrene looked at each other smugly.

"Obsidian." Lindsay called. "TJ."

Obsidian and TJ sighed in relief.

"Juniper, many of your teammates believe you are hiding something." SG sighed. "Jojo, you are becoming too smart for your own good."

Jojo smirked at Juniper.

SG continued, "The last person safe is...

...Juniper."

Juniper sighed in relief and giddily ran up to her allies.

Jojo gasped. "B-but... I was almost completely sure I had majority!"

"So were we." Lindsay admitted. "But I guess someone must've double-crossed you."

Jojo looked over at her supposed allies, suspiciously. "Whoever did this is not going to get away with it."

The hosts motioned to the Taxi of Losers.

"Time to go, Jojo." SG sighed.

Jojo shook her head and depressedly got into the cab.

"That's it for Jojo's chance to win." Lindsay closed.

"Who else will have their dreams crushed?" SG continued. "Find out next time on..."

"Total! Drama! City!" The two said in unison.