Total Drama Antarctica Notes & Chapters

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Chapter 1- The Land Down Under, Way Down Under
Chris was seen sitting down at a elegant-looking dinner table upon a gigantic stage by himself. He was sipping tea from a porcelain cup, sitting on a red chair. He turned to the camera. "Oh." He sighed in a seductive voice. "Hey there. You're watching the newest season of Total Drama. On our last season, eighteen teens took to luxurious Paradise Beach to compete for a cash prize of one million dollars. The contestants recieved fine food and costly accomedations... as long as they won that challenge, and were surrounded by beautiful scenery and a sparking ocean. Paradise Beach really lived up to its name. So, who wouldn't want to live like that? We got millions of audition from kids, eager to hang out where our last contestants did. Sixteen of them were selected to compete." A strong, noisy wind began to blow. Chris raised his voice in order to be heard over it. "But we may have stretched the truth about our location this time around!" The wins blew a few of the floorboards out of place. "That's right!" Chris stepped away from the table just before it blew away with the wind and floorboards. "We're not going to be at Paradise Beach this season!" He put on a winter coat that was lying on the floor. He jumped off the stage as it was torn apart by the ferocious wind and carried away. "Welcome to the coldest place on Earth!"

The camera zoomed out to show the icey, barren landscape and snow surrounding Chris.

"Stay tuned right here!" Chris called. "This is Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Chris was later seen walking across the frigid continent, sporting his winter coat. "Sixteen contestants are coming here in hopes of staying in the lap of luxury, kissing each other and... whatever else teenagers do. They've been traveling by air for hours, expecting to make up for the jet lag by staying in that beach house we rented for last season. Ha! Keep dreaming." Chris took out a pair of binoculars and stared into the sky. "I think I see the plane coming... it's getting closer... and closer." Chris put down the binoculars and his eyes widened. "Run!" He sprinted away from the plane.

The plane landed with a heavy thud on the ice. The door swung down, making a walkway from the airplane to the ground.

"And here comes our first compeititor." Chris announced.

A tall, slender boy with a purple shirt stepped off the plane. "Oh my gosh!" He squealed. "I get to stay at the exact same place my heroes did..." He looked around, as if just realizing his location. "...We're not competing at Paradise Beach this season?"

Chris smirked and shook his head.

"Oh. I was kind of hoping to pry around the beach house, hoping to find something a contestant left behind..." The boy stammered. "...With any luck, I could've found something like Janina's diary..." He pointed to his shirt. "As you can tell, I'm a huge Janina fan. I'm wearing the same color as her for luck!" He pointed to his pants. "I'm also a huge fan of Redd. As well as Lana, Aquamara, N..."

Chris rolled his eyes. "Your name being?" He interrupted.

"...Ronald. President of the TD:PB fan club." He introduced. "I'm also a certified..."

An overweight girl with auburn hair jumped from the plane and crushed Ronald.

Ronald moaned in pain.

The girl got up and blushed. "Sorry there, partner." She apoligized in a think country accent.

"It's okay..." Ronald wheezed.

The girl looked away, still blushing. "My name's Jennette." She went up to Chris. "Pleased to meet ya, big-shot." She looked around. "I thought we would be at that there fancy beach they showed on the old TV set."

Chris shook his head. "Disappointed?"

Jennette chuckled. "Disappointed? I've survived sixteen winters back home, with all the crops freezin' over and we havin' no food for days. This'll be a piece of cabbage."

A black-haired girl wearing all green stepped off the plane. "...Um, hello?" She stammered, obviously clueless on how to behave in the presence of others. "How are you d-doing?"

Chris snickered. "Disappointed that we're in Antarctica instead of a beautiful beach?"

The girl's eyes widened. She dropped to the ground and hugged it cheerfully. "Beautiful, beautiful land... untouched by the cruel hands of mankind. Still frozen... with an ozone layer above it." She was moved to tears as the temperature began to make her shiver.

Jennette went up to her. "You okay there, partner?"

The girl nodded and sighed deeply. "I'm more than okay..." She assured. "...I'm fantastic."

Jennette stared at her awkwardly. "What's your name, bud?"

"Bunny..." She cooed, still hugging the ground.

A round boy with auburn hair and and a dark shirt peeked his head through the plane door. His eyes widened. "This is supposed to be a beach?" He took out a bright green sockpuppet and put it on his hand. "I told you global warming was bogus, Pepe." He scolded. He made his voice imitate the puppet's and moved its mouth. "Well, excuse me for being concerned for our planet." He stepped onto the ice, tripping over Bunny. He looked over at her. "Beaches freezing over, pretty girls hugging ugly ice, what next?"

Jennette giggled. "You're funny, boy."

The boy got up and shook her hand. "My name's Kortney. Nice to meet you."

Jennette stifled a laugh. "Ain't that a peculiar name for a boy?"

Kortney frowned. "I've heard that joke before. Must be a meme, or something."

A boy with irregularly multicolored hair and multicolored hair to match hopped out of the plane. "Hey, everyone..." He laughed creepily. "How's the donut licking the stop sign?"

The others backed away from him, confusedly.

"Is he, um, unstable?" Kortney worried.

Chris nodded. "Yep. We accepted to him to appeal to the five-year-old demographic."

"How would a creepy short guy appeal to five-year-olds?" Ronald stuttered.

Chris shrugged. "Don't know, don't care."

The boy shrugged. "Zanibanito will eat all your cookies and steal your..." He stepped forward and tripped over Bunny, who was still hugging the ground.

Bunny blushed.

Zanibanito's eyes widened. "Black hair!" He shrieked and ran away. He crashed into the side of the plane and was knocked out.

The contestants and Chris stared in awkward silence for a while before the next contestant arrived.

The next contestant was a thin girl with light brown hair, wearing sky blue. She leisurely walked over to the contestants and let out a noisy yawn. "Hey, there. Nice you all, I guess. I'm Meagan." She walked up to Chris. "When are you going to show us where we sleep? ...And this isn't a beach."

Chris smirked. "Soon enough."

Kortney grinned. "She's kind of hot." He whispered to Ronald. He took out Pepe. "Maybe I shoudl introduce her to Pepe."

Ronald elbowed him. "If she's anything like the ladies from TD:PB, she won't like that."

Meagan sighed deeply and laid down next to Bunny. "Hey, whatever-your-name-is."

A blonde boy wearing pink stepped off the plane. "Whoo!" He cheered. "Y'all ready to party?!"

No one responded.

The boy continued as if he had gotten a positive response. "That's what I like to hear! Woohoo!" He slid down the walkway and across the ice to land at Chris' feet.

"Allan." Chris greeted. "I see you haven't changed much since your audition tape."

Allan nodded. "I'm still the same wild party animal you saw on that tape!" He assured.

"No threat there." Ronald mumbled.

Meagan nodded. "He seems fun, to say the least."

A boy with black hair wearing all green, much like Bunny, arrived.

Kortney poked Bunny. "Isn't that guy all green like you?"

Bunny looked up and realized that the boy's pockets were stuffed with cash, and he had a dollar sign tattoo on his left arm. "Not that kind of green..." She mumbled. "Money is something that seperates us from the beauty in nature and life itself."

The boy scoffed. "You're just jealous of all this." He opened up his pockets, letting numberous bills and coins spill out. He quickly picked them up. "I'm Franklin. Future billionaire. No big deal."

Many of the contestants rolled their eyes.

The next contestant literally dove from the plane in a backflip. She had black hair and was wearing all dark red. She did one more flip and faced the others. "Hiya! I'm Lily."

Several contestants looked at her with awe or freaked-out expressions.

Lily blushed. "Yeah, I know my form was pretty sloppy, but... I just got off a twelve-hour plane ride." She giggled.

Kortney went up to Lily. "That was awesome, dude..." He complimented.

Lily blushed and was nearly knocked down by the next contestant.

A blonde girl in green slid down from the plane and across the ice. "Woot!" She cheered. "This may not be a beach, I couldn't have done that if it was!"

Chris rolled his eyes. "Where are all the negative reactions?"

The girl chuckled. "Silly Chris..." She got up and shook Lily's hand. "My name is Keetin."

Kortney immediately looked at her. "Well, that's a weird name for a girl."

Keetin's smile dropped.

Jennette chuckled. "Said the guy named Kortney!" She called playfully.

Keetin stifled a laugh. "Nice to meet you, Kortney."

A boy with brown hair in red got off the plane. "Where's the flashy, fancy beach house I wanted to see?"

Franklin shook his head. "Typical of a poor person. Always wanted to see the 'awesome fancy stuff.'"

The boy blushed. "I'm not... poor."

A penny dropped out of Franklin's pocket.

The boy dove for the penny and cupped it in his hands. "A penny... I haven't seen one of these for months." He stared at it with wonder.

Many of the contestants stared at him with pity.

"Do you have a name?" Meagan sighed.

"Yeah." The boy whispered. "My name is Luc."

"That's an okay name..." Keetin sighed.

Chris stared forward awkwardly. "Next!"

The twelfth contestant was a tall, African-American boy wearing red. He slid down to the ice. "Hello, all." He greeted. "Ladies."

Lily blushed and looked at the boy shyly.

"Think about it." He charmed. "You, me, a nice restaurant, a star-lit night..."

Many of the girls blushed.

The boys mumbled with envy.

"It's just too bad..." The boy sighed. "Some of us will not be here long." He glared at Luc.

Luc looked down with despair.

"Rufus!" Chris called. "Same as always."

Rufus nodded and scoffed. "You betcha."

A thin girl with auburn hair scurried out of the plane slyly. She walked silently past the others, not uttering a word. Her face gave away no intention of a relationship, alliance, or anything else.

"I'd you to meet Fiona." Chris introduced. "Better known around her town as Foxface."

Foxface nodded and folded her arms smugly.

Rufus shook his head in shame. "How improper to compare such a fine lady to a wild animal." He winked at her.

Foxface blushed slightly, but turned away afterwards.

Jennette giggled. "Where I come from, that sounds like a compliment! Foxes are mighty hard to catch, just like you, girl!"

Foxface nodded in agreement.

"Shouldn't she be cold?" Luc whispered to Meagan. "She's wearing only a tank top."

Meagan shrugged. "Let her do what she wants."

The next contestant trudged out of the plane. She had shoulder-length brown hair and was wearing gray. "Like, hey, everyone..." She greeted depressedly. She began to play around with her hair. "Like, I'm so totally glad to be here...? And, um, I'd like to thank my, like, parents for sending me here... and stuff."

Meagan frowned. "What's wrong with you?"

The girl sighed. "My, like, boyfriend is, like, totally getting on my, like, nerves. Cause, he, like, totally is, like, dramatic."

Lily recoiled in disgust. "Ew... she smells like a bad young adult romance novel." She expertly flipped away.

Luc shrugged. "I once slept in a box that smelled like that."

Keetin inched away from Luc.

"Cristen." Chris welcomed. "You'll surely help us with the emo chick demographic."

Cristen nodded and sighed. "That is, like, totally..." She got lost in her thoughts and was run over by the next contestant.

The next contestant was an unattractive girl with red hair and large glasses. "Ew... I stepped on a poor person. I don't step on anyone unless they're at least middle class."

Cristen mumbled, "Whatever, I guess..."

Keetin sighed. "Another one of those?" She pointed to Franklin.

Franklin smirked. "A girl with money, eh?"

The girl chuckled superiorly. "Saying I have money is such an understatement. My family has billions. And I would never been seen in public with any of you."

Meagan scoffed. "You're on TV, smart one."

The girl shrugged. "I'll be even richer before the season is through. What does it matter? I might become the world's first trillionaire."

Franklin's eyes turned into dollar signs as he ran over to the girl. "Marry me, whatever-your-name-is."

The girl swatted him away. "My name is Betti Pamplemousse IV. I'm sure you know me from magazines such as Rich Princess Monthly."

Luc shrugged. "I've never ever heard of the magazine."

Betti backed away. "Ew... it's one of those broke people. I bet he doesn't even have a home."

Luc blushed and looked down.

"If you're so rich, wouldn't you have gotten plastic surgery or something to make yourself not ugly by now?" Kortney scoffed.

Many of the contestants burst into laughter.

Betti grumbled, "My mother won't let me get surgery, like all my friends. With their perfect noses and giant boobs..." She pointed to the sky and yelled, "I hate you, Tiffany!" Her phone began to ring. She picked it up. "Oh, hey, Tiffany..."

Chris rolled his eyes. "Right... here's our last contestant. He might be a familiar face."

A short boy with distinct brown hair stepped off the plane. "Hey, ladies!" He called in a freakishly high voice.

All of the contestants reacted to seeing him.

Most of the boys gagged, as did half the girls.

A few of the girls squealed and embraced him.

The boy grinned. "Hey, baby." He said to Jennette. "Baby..." He said to Betti. "Baby..." He said to Keetin. "Oh... this is nice."

"I never thought I'd get to meet you!" Jennette shrieked.

"Never say never, baby..." The boy called.

Even the normally mellow Allan was upset by his inclusion. "Why is Dustine Believer here?"

Rufus threw up. "He can seriously reduce my chances with the ladies... the ones with no music taste."

Chris smirked. "We hired that little boy, I mean, girl, I mean... I think he's at least a kid... to gain ratings... from girls with no music taste."

The boys rolled their eyes.

"Now." Chris sighed. "If you'll follow me, it's time to pick teams and introduce you all to the tents." He led the sixteen teens to two small, pooly built tents.

"So, there are only two teams this season?" Keetin asked.

Chris nodded. "I was just getting to that."

A couple of interns planted flags on the ground. One was purple with a picture of a penguin on it, and the other one was orange with a picture of a seal on it.

"If I call your name, come stand by the purple flag." Chris ordered. "Bunny. Keetin. Lily. Rufus. Zanibanito. Luc. Foxface. Franklin."

The eight contestants called stood near the purple flag.

Bunny examined the illustration of the penguin. "They got the beak all wrong..." She mumbled.

Zanibanito hugged the flag tightly. "Penguin..."

"You guys are Mr. McLean's Penguins!" Chris announced.

The team cheered, except for Franklin.

"...Penguins." Franklin muttered. "Such filthy creatures."

Bunny glared at him and attempted to punch him.

Rufus held her back. "Don't stopp to his level, Bunny..." He struggled.

"The rest of you." Chris continued. "Allan. Betti. Cristen. Dustine. Jennette. Kortney. Meagan. Ronald. Go stand by the orange flag."

The remaining eight took their places by the other flag.

"Ugh, why am I forced to work with these peasants?" Betti grumbled.

Dustine winked at her. "Hang in there, baby."

Hearts formed in Betti's eyes as she hugged Dustine. "Marry me, Dustine..."

Ronald took notes on this. "First relationship..."

Kortney rolled his eyes.

"...Um, where can I lie down?" Meagan asked.

Chris pointed to the tents. The camera zoomed in, showing that they were tall but poorly constructed and could easily be blown away by the wind. Eight sleeping bags were thrown on the ground inside each.

"So, the winners don't get anything extra?" Lily inquired.

Chris shook his head. "Nope. You'll be forced to stay there until you get voted out... or win. The point is, you're not going to stay in anywhere better while you're here."

Meagan yawned. "It's getting late..."

"Yes, yes it is." Chris chuckled. "Your first challenge will be tomorrow. Have a good night's sleep... if you can." Chris snickered sadistically.

The sixteen contestants grumbled but went into the tents.

"...And that's it for the premiere episode!" Chris closed. "Tune in next time to see who will be voted off first right here on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Chapter 2- Journey to the Center of the Iceberg
Chris was seen crouching behind a block of ice, stealthily observing some penguins. He faced the camera. "G'day, viewers." He said in a false Australian accent. "Today we take the frozen continent of Antarctica for some penguin watchin'." He took out a pair of binoculars and spied a female penguin. He zoomed in on it intently. "There's a prime example of the gentoo species..." He continued to stare at it interestedly.

A male penguin of the same species snuck up on the television host and promptly slapped him in the face.

Chris groaned and stepped back. "Sheesh..." He sighed, letting go of the accent. "I was just making good TV."

The penguin turned his back to Chris and whistled.

Several other penguins scurried over to aid the other one in attacking Chris for the next five minutes.

Chris laid on the ice, beaten. "Penguins are only cute in the movies..." He shuddered. "L-l-last time on Total Drama Antarctica, our sixteen new contestant arrived: Allan, Betti, Bunny, Cristen, Dustine, Foxface, Franklin, Jennette, Keetin, Kortney, Lily, Luc, Meagan, Ronald, Rufus, and Zanibanito. They were put into two teams: Mr. McLean's Penguins and the Freezing Seals. They were introduced to their... poor accomediations, and are preparing for the first challenge of the season. What will it be? And who will become the first player to take the Plane of Losers out of here? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Bunny was seen observing a penguin. She gently poked its right wing.

The penguin turned around and lept into Bunny's arms.

Bunny grinned and cuddled the penguin.

Franklin was watching her from outside the tent. He scoffed. "That idiot. She stays outside in the freezing weather with hideous animals instead of being inside a tent... a poorly-constructed tent, but still." He rolled his eyes. "Nature. Hideous. If you ask me, it should all be bulldozed and turned into something useful."

Penguins surrounded him after that statement.

Franklin winced.

The penguins beat him to the ground.

Franklin shrieked helplessly.

The penguins stopped beating him and walked away, content.

Bunny walked by. "Um... what did you do? You don't happen to have any fish on you, do you?"

Franklin shook his head.

Foxface was shown sitting on the roof of the tent, spying on the two. She snickered softly and smirked. She was interrupted by Keetin mumbling.

Keetin was also on the roof, carefully painting in a notebook.

Foxface jumped, obviously not noticing her before.

Keetin giggled. "Don't mind me. Just painting, like I usually am."

Foxface raised an eyebrow. She looked over at Keetin's notebook.

Keetin was drawing a simple sky. "Curious, are we?"

Foxface shook her head and sighed.

Luc was outside his team tent, plucking at his guitar's strings. He sighed and shook his head. He looked up hopefully when he saw Franklin.

"Oh, another one..." Franklin mumbled. "You do know you can go inside the tent? Which'll probably be the first shelter you've gotten in years..."

Luc beamed. "You're inviting me inside?"

Franklin's eyes widened as he shook his head. "Like I'd let homely filth like you live with me." He smugly adjusted all the money in his pockets. A twenty dollar bill fell out of his pants pocket.

Luc gasped and clutched it in his hands. "A twenty-dollar bill... so these are real."

Franklin scowled and attempted to snatch it back. "Gimme it back, you bum!"

Luc shrieked and ran away with the money and his guitar.

Franklin chased after him, yelling obscenely.

Lily was seen awkwardly stretching on the ice, often slipping. She dropped to the floor and groaned.

Rufus walked over and helped her up.

Lily blushed. "Um, sorry. I'm just not used to this... environment."

Rufus chuckled and nodded. "No problem, you little tulip." He put his arm around Lily.

Lily blushed. "Um, thanks..."

Rufus smirked. "You know, the first challenge is coming up later today. I was wondering... you got no allies in this compeition? I'd like to propose an alliance."

Lily blushed more and turned away. "How can I decline...?"

Rufus snickered. "I knew you'd say yes. Now, why don't we find some ice for your knee?"

Lily nodded. "That shouldn't be too hard." She chuckled.

Rufus laughed, though obviously not finding it humorous. He took hold of Lily's hand and led her away.

Zanibanito was running around aimlessly, being a waste of both the audience's time and the flim crew's time. He picked up a snowball and threw it at Lily's back.

Lily jumped in surprise and was caught by Rufus.

Rufus was surprised, as well. He clutched Lily in his hands and pulled her back up.

"What was that?" Lily sighed.

Rufus looked behind him at Zanibanito and rolled his eyes.

Zanibanito guffawed crazily and ran blindly up to the couple. "How'd you like the spaghetti turban attacking your cheese shorts?"

Rufus rolled his eyes again and shook his head.

Lily shrugged and kneed Zanibanito in the groin.

Zanibanito shrieked and fell to the floor in pain.

Lily and Rufus both laughed trimphantly and walked away.

Betti and Dustine were seen inside the Freezing Seals' tent, cuddling with each other.

Betti giggled. "Oh, Dustine... you almost make staying with these penniless idiots bearable." She looked around. "Ew... there's not even a washroom in here. Where do I take a shower? I can't keep this face beautiful without a proper washroom."

Dustine giggled. "Hang in there, baby. Remember: you can get through anything... if you're with me."

Betti nodded loyally. "I love you, Dustine... and your money... oh, all those Benjamins... yeah..."

Dustine sighed. "I would say you'll never like me for me... but I never say never."

Betti was seen in confessional, which was simply a piece of ice outside the tents. "Ugh, I would've rather had that beach house from last season... it may be for the lesser rich people, but at least it's not in the..." She shuddered. "...Wild. Anyway, Dustine is dreamy and all, but the main reason I want him? His money. They guy has tons for his wonderful singing voice." She stared into the camera. "Why am I even talking to lowly viewers like you? Chris better edit this out... or else." She scowled.

Allan was shown just waking up, even though it was midday. "Woot!" He cheered. "Who's ready for the challenge today?"

None of his teammates present said a word.

Allan frowned. "Whoa, let's get pumped. Stop lying around and live life!"

"Said the guy who got up at noon..." Cristen grumbled.

Allan chuckled. "Don't worry, Cristen. It'll all balance out when I go to sleep at two tonight."

Cristen shook her head. "Why must you always be so peppy and upbeat? It makes me sick." She gagged.

Allan rolled his eyes and got out of bed. "Whatever, Cristen."

Cristen sighed. "Like, how can I relax when my, like, boyfriend is like, totally, stressing me out?"

Allan shrugged. "Just don't think about it."

Cristen shook her head. "That is like, so pointless. Why try when the world is just, like, all empty and hopeless?" She began to mess around with her hair.

Allan's smile began to droop. "I'm going to leave before I catch a case of depression." He walked outside the tent.

Cristen nodded. "Yeah, cause, like, it's so, totally..." Her voice trailed off.

Ronald was sitting at the confessional-rock, jotting down notes. "Today is the first challenge of the compeition. With all the data I've gathered from watching and rewatching Total Drama: Paradise Beach, i've gathered that the most useless one on the team will go home first. So, that's either Meagan or Zanibanito. With my knowledge of Total Drama strategies and statistics, I'm sure to make it far." He sat back relaxedly.

Meagan was lying asleep on her bed, comfortable and rested. She woke up reluctantly, despite it was midday. She was taken aback by Ronald, who was standing right next to her, breathing loudly. "Oh... you. What do you want?"

Ronald held up his hand. "Meagan. I'm willing to help you get through this game, as long as you listen to my strategies and theories."

Meagan raised an eyebrow. "Why would I need your help?"

Ronald shook his head. "Duh. You're the laziest and most useless one on the team."

"Hey!" Meagan called. She sat back down. "What gives you the right to talk to me like that?"

"What gives me the right?" Ronald sighed. "I'm your only hope at this point. Without me, you'll go home first time we lose."

Meagan rolled her eyes. "If I'm not a threat, why would I be voted off?"

Ronald shook his head again. "Oh, Meagan... so much to learn."

Meagan held up her fist. "Do I have to give you an attitude adjustment?"

Ronald sprang up and ran for his life.

Megan smirked and chuckled devillishly.

Jennette was staring enviously at Dustine and Betti. She folded her arms and turned to Kortney. "How can he go and fall for a city folk like 'er? Just look at 'er. All fancy-like and rich. She ain't no one ya wanna get hitched with. If ya ask me, I'mma say she ain't in no position to deserve 'im."

Kortney rolled his eyes. "A real question is who would want to date that fifty-year-old pedophile in disguise, urm, teen pop sensation, Dustine Believer?"

Jennette looked at Kortney suspiciously. "What was that, partner?"

Kortney's eyes widened. "Am I the only one who sees the possibility?" He murmured.

Jennette shook her head and shrugged it off. "All I know is I gotta get 'im to fall in love with me. And quick, before that Betti girl does."

Kortney smirked. "How about we have a deal? I'll help you vote her off when we lose, and you help me in the challenges."

Jennette thought it over briefly and nodded. She shook Kortney's hand. "Ya got yourself a deal, partner."

Kortney took out Pepe and whispered in his voice, "How bout you and me ditch the big lug and go on a date, sweetie?" He returned to his normal voice and put Pepe away. "Pepe, do you have to hit on every girl I meet?"

Jennette rolled her eyes playfully and giggled.

The sixteen met Chris outside the tents for the challenge.

"...What is there do to here, even?" Franklin sighed.

Chris ignored him and explained, "Today's challenge is a relay race. Each team will split into four pairs, each pair doing a leg. The first leg will be sledding down a mountain, the second leg will be skiing across the ice, the third leg will be swimming in freezing water, and the last leg will be running over to me and finishing. Any questions?"

Many of the contestants had wide eyes.

"Ya expect us to swim in freezing water?" Jennette trembled. "I'm from the farm. I don't know nothin' about cold."

"Too bad." Chris chuckled. "Let's see... the pairs are Luc and Zanibanito, Keetin and Foxface, Rufus and Franklin, and Lily and Bunny for the Penguins. We have Allan and Meagan, Ronald and Kortney, Cristen and Jennette, and Betti and Dustine for the Seals. Each pair will go in the order named."

The teens got into pairs ans stared at each other awkwardly.

Luc was obviously uncomfortable around Zanibanito. "Um, hi..."

Zanibanito chuckled and began to slap Luc for no apparent reason.

Allan leaned over to Meagan. "Looks like we're up first, babe."

Meagan snorted and backed away.

Chris handed large sleds to Allan and Luc. "Time to start off the race!"

The teens got into position at the peak of the mountain in the distance and got ready to begin.

"Um... you promise to just stay still and let us slide down peacefully?" Luc asked Zanibanito nervously.

Zanibanito shook his head. "There's no such thing as peace when the pumpkins are snapping to the beat of the turtle song!"

Luc stared at him worriedly.

Meagan was lying backwards, wearing sunglasses. "All we have to do slide, party boy. Shouldn't be too hard."

Allan nodded. "This'll be a piece of cake!"

"And... go!" Chris called to them.

Luc pushed on the ice, causing him and his strange partner to go forward rather quickly. He shrieked loudly.

Allan and Meagan took off slower, with Meagan's weight pulling them backwards.

Luc was screaming his head off, going rather quick.

Zanibanito yelled in joy. "Woo! You can't get this kind of mustard where the penguins eat danish plastic bags!"

Luc just stared at him awkwardly and continued to shriek.

Allan was struggling to get ahead. "Um, Meggs..."

Meagan rolled her eyes. "What kind of nickname is 'Meggs?'"

Allan tugged on her shirt, pointing to the other team. "Can you lean forward and help me?!"

Meagan rolled her eyes again and did as told. The sled began to speed past the other team's, getting into the lead.

Allan cheered. "Woo! I haven't had this much fun since Katheryn Hudson threw that party last friday night!"

The Seals eventually reached the bottom, and tagged Ronald and Kortney, who hopped into skis and began to go cross-country.

Luc and Zanibanito reached that point shortly after, and tagged out for Keetin and Foxface.

Ronald and Kortney naturally got an early lead, though strugging to keep their balance on the skis.

Foxface's swift body allowed her to easily balance on the skis, and quickly pulled ahead of the boys.

Keetin, on the other hand, was far behind the others. "Wow... how do people manage to go so fast on these things?!"

Foxface looked back and scowled, widening her lead.

Kortney scoffed. "Of course no one ever wins these things. I hate cross-contry skiing."

Ronald nodded. "If... we... lose... our..." He panted. "Leg... we'll... have... a... chance... to... be... voted... out..."

Kortney rolled his eyes. "You're a genius..." He retorted sarcastically.

Foxface reached the second leg's finish, and waited for Keetin.

Keetin began to sweat nervously as she struggled to catch up, only advancing speed a little.

Kortney and Ronald reached the second leg finish, tagging Cristen and Jennette to let their team advance.

Cristen and Jennette reluctantly leaped into the freezing water.

Keetin struggled again, but eventually made it. "Phew... that was fail." She tagged Rufus and Franklin.

Rufus and Franklin also jumped into the water halfheartedly.

Jennette immediately began to shiver. "Whoa... this water is mighty cold."

Cristen shrugged. "I can bear it. It reminds me of the ice that, like, totally, eats away at our, like, souls."

Jennette glared at her suspiciously. "Right..." She began to swim toward where the fourth leg was.

Cristen groaned and followed.

Rufus scoffed. "So, it's kind of cold. I can handle it." He began to swim.

Franklin trembled. "I can't feel my b-b-brain..." He slowly swam towards the finish, trembling. "S-s-someone of my c-c-class shouldn't have to endure t-t-this..."

Rufus sighed deeply. "Come on, Franklin. We have to catch up."

Jennette was swimming quickly, tearing through the waves, mostly because she was eager to step out.

Cristen was halfheartedly but surely swimming ahead, almost caught up with Jennette. "This is, like, pointless..."

Rufus looked back to see Franklin falling behind. "Franklin! Speed it up!"

Franklin glared at him. "I don't need someone like you giving me orders."

Rufus scowled. "Fine then. How about commands instead? Get your butt over to shore I'll rip you to shreds!"

"That was more of a threat than a command." Franklin grumbled.

Rufus glared back. "Do you want to die?"

Franklin blushed, shook his head, and began to swim quicker.

Jennette began to see the shore. "We're almost there, partner!" She called back to Cristen.

Cristen nodded carelessly.

The two girls finished their leg and tagged Betti and Dustine.

Betti and Dustine began to run towards Chris.

Rufus and Franklin finished shortly after and tagged Lily and Bunny.

Lily blushed and winked at Rufus before beginning to run along with Bunny.

Betti and Dustine got an early advantage, of course.

Betti has running rather awkwardly, attempting to keep her shoes clean. "Ugh! Running is for peasants who can't afford sports cars!"

Dustine looked over at her and winked. "Or teenage pop stars being chased by adoring fans, like you."

Betti blushed. "Oh, Dustine, stop... and give me your money."

Bunny was running quickly, almost catching up to the Freezing Seals' last duo.

Lily was doing flips rather than running, but was going as fast as the others anyway. "We have to win this leg or we'll go to elimination!" She panted.

Betti looked back and snorted. "Like those little hags could beat us. One surrounds herself with nature to make her feel good, the other enjoys..." She shuddered. "Physical movement."

Dustine shook his head. "Let's not get cocky, Betti. Let's love the world... and pray for it to be better."

Betti smirked and fell on the floor, seemingly on purpose. "Oh, no, Dustine! Come and help me!"

Bunny and Lily grinned as they sped right past the spoiled girl.

Dustine stopped in his tracks. He looked over at Chris, and back at Bunny. He repeated this for a while before setting his eyes on Chris. "Meh, she's not worth it. I have millions of fangirls." He ran towards Chris.

Bunny panted. "Are we almost there? My lungs are suffering!"

Lily nodded and continued to run alongside her.

Dustine eventually reached Chris. "The Freezing Seals win!" He cried.

Chris smirked. "...Yeah, that would be true. Too bad you left Betti out there in the freezing cold. She needs to finish too, y'know."

Dustine's eyes widened as he ran back to get Betti. "I'm coming for you, baby!"

He reached Betti shortly.

Betti looked up with false despair. "Dustine... you came back. I thought you never would."

"Never. Say. Never." He whispered and leaned in for a kiss.

Betti closed her eyes and leaned in as well.

"Mr. McLean's Penguins win!" Chris inturrupted.

Betti and Dustine opened their eyes and began to panic.

The rest of their team surrounded them, obviously angry.

"...What the heck was that?" Meagan scoffed.

Betti scoffed. "You all just don't understand true romance."

Jennette and Kortney smirked and winked at Betti.

"Teammates." Jennette began. "My partner, Kortney, here would like to help ya with your vote tonight."

Kortney and Jennette went over to talk to their teammates.

Betti and Dustine looked at each other worriedly.

That night, Chris went over to the Freezing Seals' tent to explain elimination. "Seals. You will be directed to... some random spot in the ice for elimination. After each of you cast your votes, the one with the most will have to take the Plane of Losers all the way home, and be the first one eliminated from the game."

The Seals nodded, some worried, and followed Chris to where the elimination was going to be.

They were later shown at elimination, sitting down on the cold snow.

Chris held up seven snowballs. "If I throw a snowball at you, you're safe. The player with no snow on their clothes will go home... forever. The first three snowballs go to Jennette, Kortney, and Ronald." He threw snowballs at the three.

Jennette trembled surprisedly.

"These next ones go to Allan and Cristen." He threw snowballs at the two.

Allan cheered, while Cristen barely reacted.

"Meagan. You're also safe." Chris declared.

Betti and Dustine hugged each other tightly.

Jennette smirked.

"Betti. Dustine. The last snowball goes to...

...Dustine." The egoistical host finished.

Dustine fell over when Chris threw the snowball at him, moaning, "Sorry, Betti..."

Betti gasped. "How can all you peasants vote me off? I mean, Dustine's just a kid with a good voice! How does he help you?"

Kortney chuckled. "Good voice, she says."

Betti rolled her eyes. "You know what? I don't need this! I have billions of dollars back home! I'm way too good for this compeition!"

Dustine waved good-bye to her sadly.

Betti held her head up and boarded the Plane of Losers. "See you, peasants!"

Chris turned to the camera. "There's our first elimination! Who will join Betti in Loserville next time? Find out right here on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Chapter 3- Diary of a Wimpy Penguin Hunter
Chris was seen sitting on the ice, holding a stuffed penguin. "Ah... these are so much more tame than the real thing." He held it up to the sun, examining it. "So much more tame..."

A woman dressed in nothing but a black swimsuit, holding a spaghetti gun drenched in fruit punch, came up to him. "Hello, unworthy fan. I need this land to film my new music video. I'm sure you'll understand."

Chris' eyes widened as he realized who he was talking to. "Lady Googoo? W-what are you doing here? What do you want?"

The bizarre singer shook her head. "I don't want anything. I need this land to film my new music video... Italiano."

Chris raised an eyebrow. "If that song takes place in LA, then why are you filming it here?"

Lady Googoo chuckled. "Have I ever made any sense, darling?"

Chris shook his head. "Not really."

Lady snickered. "Scurry along, now. I have to have the area clear."

Chris folded his arms. "What gives you the right to..."

A gigantic bulldozer came in, almost running over Chris.

Chris shrieked and ran for dear life. "I surrender!" He ducked behind the Freezing Seals' tent. "Last time on Total Drama Antarctica." He panted. "The two teams were put to the test in the very first challenge of the season. Love began between Dustine and Betti, and Ronald failed to ally with Meagan and Kortney, who was already allied with Jennette. In the end, Mr. McLean's Penguins pulled off a win at the last minute, and the Seals sent Betti packing. Who will follow Betti in the loser plane right here on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Luc was shown outside his team tent, plucking at his guitar, as usual. He shook his head and frowned, as usual. "Let's try this..." He muttered and began to sing. "Hello, hello Lady, your dress, it's made of random things. They keep playin' your song in the club you sing, sing. W-w-what was that line, are you singing in Spanish? Sorry I hate your music, it's kind of freaky. K-k-kind of freaky. K-k-kind of freaky."

Lady Googoo was shown standing right next to him. She had her arms folded, pouting. "That Lady better not be me."

Luc's eyes widened as he began to pick her pockets for money, finding only several melting myPods. He sighed in depression and ran away, frightened. "Guess I'll have to just try my luck and hope to win this game." He shook his head. "As if I could win. Having the poor guy who needs the money the most is so cheesy. The author would never allow it."

Franklin came into the tent, panting. "It's the penguins... they're after me again."

Bunny shook her head. "You just don't understand nature, do you?"

Franklin scowled. "I understand that nature is cruel and hideous."

"...Compare nature to New York City. We still have some elements of nature." Bunny reasoned.

Franklin shook his head. "I don't get you naturalist monkeys. You're acting like we live in the 1700s or something."

Bunny bit her lip. "Is all you care about money?"

Franklin scoffed. "Of course not. I care about banks, piggy banks, swear jars..." He looked away lovingly.

A quarter rolled into the tent.

Franklin smirked and tried to reach at it, only to have it be moved away by a string. He purred angrily and chased it outside, where the penguins finished their trap and attacked him. He was heard screaming from outside.

Bunny held back a smile briefly before letting out a giggle.

Lily was seen being held in Rufus' arms.

Lily pointed towards the sky and chuckled. "That cloud reminds me of you." She stared at the floor. "So does the ice. And the snow. And the..."

Rufus snickered. "I see you've been thinking of me, Lily bear. Ah... isn't love wonderful?"

Lily nodded. "I haven't been this happy since I nailed my first back flip." A tear of joy sprouted from her left eye.

Rufus patted her back and smirked when she wasn't looking. "I'm sure we'll be great allies."

"Rufus is so sweet!" Lily squealed in confessional. "He's my first boyfriend in a while, with all the gymnastics practice making me busy. And he totally understands me. I mean, not many guys get my bubbly personality. Some also say that I'm really hyper and have a short attention span. I'm not hyper, right? Totally not hyper. Right? IamtotallynothyperatallandIdidn'thaveanycoffeethismorning! And my attention span is okay. I mean, why--" She looked at a penguin in the distance. "OMG, it's a penguin."

Rufus was shown in confessional, cackling. "Lily, Lily, Lily. That sucker. I've seen some easy girls to trick, but her? I had her under my spell after fifteen seconds. If she only knew my true intention..." His voice trailed off and he began to laugh sadistically again. "Oh, this game is as good as mine."

Keetin was shown calmly painting a penguin on a white canvas. "Black and white, black and white, black and white." She continued to gently fill in the lines she had sketched with a pencil.

Foxface was watching the blonde artist from a distance, thinking about her as an ally or adversary. She smirked amusedly and wrote down notes in a notebook she was holding.

"Hiya." Keetin greeted, now right beside Foxface.

Foxface leaped up, startled. She glared at Keetin suspiciously.

Keetin rolled her eyes playfully. "Looks like I surprised you there, Foxface."

Foxface blushed. She looked toward the side.

Keetin raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing here, anyway?"

Foxface blushed deeper and simply scurried away, into the shadows.

Keetin raised an eyebrow. "Foxface seriously creeps me out." She shuddered in confessional. "I mean, the girl's kind of... stalker-y. I feel like she's always watching me."

Foxface crept up behind her.

Keetin shrugged. "Maybe it's just my imagination."

Meagan was shown lying on her sleeping bag, listening to her myPod. "I kissed a nerd and I liked it. The taste of his dirty braces. I kissed a nerd at a party..." She half-mumbled, half-sung.

Ronald peered his head above her. "Hi."

Meagan jumped. "Oh, it's you. What do you want this time?"

Ronald blushed. "You see, I was thinking about our alliance and..."

Meagan rolled her eyes. "What alliance? If you don't remember, I said no."

Ronald nodded. "Yes, but, I was thinking that we could make a good duo. What me with my knowledge of the previous season and you with your weak physical ability."

Meagan scowled. "It sounds like you just insulted me."

Ronald shook his head. "No, you see, I was saying... did you know Jena won the Perfect Attendance Award when she was in the sixth grade?"

Meagan face-palmed and threw Ronald out the tent's flap.

Ronald faceplanted onto the ice and slid until he fell into ice water and froze into a solid cube.

Meagan smirked and chuckled.

Zanibanito was bothering a female intern a few yards away. "How's the Sprit can killing the golden fox?!"

The attractive, black-haired intern rolled her eyes. "You're weird. Why'd I even sign up for this?" She pulled out a clipboard and stared at a picture of a white puppy dog named Joe. "Oh, yeah..." She stared at the picture.

Zanibanito snickered at the picture. "Want to be my girlfriend? We could tear the stoplights off of the chicken wings in Cuba."

The intern began to sweat. "Um, I have a boyfriend. His name is..." She saw a male intern walk by and grabbed him by the shirt collar. "Bob."

The male intern said nothing, staring blankly at the female.

Zanibanito looked towards the sky, yelling. "No! Why must the evil god of gum keep us from tearing apart the diddly bops?"

The female intern simply sighed and looked at her supposed boyfriend. "Got anything to eat?"

The male took out an ice cream sundae, which she began to enjoy. "I love sugar."

Zanibanito got up and attempted to steal away the dessert. "Gimme that silver dynamite."

The girl simply swatted his hand away and kicked him in the crotch.

Zanibanito curled up on the floor, defeated.

Dustine was shown on the ground, sobbing. "W-why? Why Betti? I was just trying to give the world one less lonely girl. Was that so bad to ask?! Baby..."

Jennette was sitting by Kortney, excited. "Eee! That cow Betti is gone. Now's my time to make my move on Dustine."

Kortney shook his head. "I don't get why so many girls fall for him. He's just a talentless little kid who got famous because a stupid music producer misspelled 'beaver.'"

Jennette shook his head. "You're just jealous, partner. Dustine is a great singer, who deserves his fame."

"Yeah." Kortney scoffed. "And I'm the Queen of England. Seriously, I bet he doesn't even have a di--"

"Hush, hush." Jennette inturrupted. "I'mma going to make my move on Dustine." She walked up to the terrible singer.

"Hey there, other baby." Dustine greeted. "I see you want to get a taste of my charm."

Jennette began to get nervous but smiled. "Oh, uh, hi there, partner, urm, um, Dustine. How ya doin'?"

Dustine bit his lower lip. "I'm crying over my baby, Betti. Why'd she have to go?!"

Jennette clenched her fists. "Oh, I'm sure there was a good reason, partner. I mean, she could've... been..."

Dustine began to cry again.

Kortney took out Pepe and began using it to talk. "Hey, Kortney, why are we in some mindless drama scene? This is like Lizard Ball X." He began to talk in his regular voice. "No, Pepe. That's the show with mindless violence."

The contestants met Chris outside for the challenge. "Today's challenge is going to include a little of getting in touch with nature."

Bunny cheered and put her hands up. "This challenge was made for me!"

Franklin groaned and rolled his eyes.

"Each team will get some bait and a burlap sack to catch a penguin." Chris continued. "The first team to bring back a penguin and show it to me wins an all-expense-paid dinner buffet in their tent tonight."

The teens discussed the reward.

Allan chuckled. "Woah. I love buffets. As long as they have buffalo wings, you know!"

Many contestants got hungry thinking about it.

Luc's eyes widened. "For the first time in six years, I can have civilized food!" He was moved to tears.

Dustine scoffed. "I finally get the treatment I got back home, which I deserve." He cocked his head.

"Now that I've given you all some motivation..." Chris snickered. "Go ahead and start the challenge." He threw the bait and sack at them, and they ran off.

Bunny sighed deeply. "I can't believe we're abusing nature for a challenge."

Keetin ignored her and attempted to creep up on a penguin. She was unable to grab it before it scurried away. "Aw..."

Lily pounced onto a penguin and grabbed hold of it. "Get the sack!"

Rufus scurried over with the sack, but failed to reach her as the penguin escaped.

Lily moaned and shook her head.

Franklin folded his arms. "If you ask me, this is a waste of a challenge. Nature. Pssht. We should just put Luc into the sack. He counts as an animal."

Luc blushed. "Hey..!" He looked around for an excuse to change the subject.

Keetin glared at Franklin. "Nice..." She muttered sarcastically.

Rufus rolled his eyes. "We should just split up instead of standing here stupidly wasting time."

Lily beamed and went over to Rufus. "I call Rufus!"

The others on the team murmured in agreement and walked away in groups.

The other team was having a little more luck.

Jennette was using her experience with animals to draw the penguin near, using the bait. "Come on, penguin. Come to mama."

Kortney facepalmed. "Is this really the, urm, professional way to catch a penguin?"

Jennette shrugged. "I live in Alabama. There are no penguins over there."

Kortney shook his head woefully.

Dustine smirked. "I'll call the penguins near by using my beautiful voice! Baby, baby, baby, ohhhh!"

The penguin that was almost in Jennette's hand took off, waddling for its life.

Jenette sighed. "Looks them penguins have no music taste, partner."

Kortney rolled his eyes. "Yeah, they're the ones with no taste. Nice job, penguins!"

Dustine grimaced. "Are you saying you don't like my music?"

Kortney rolled his eyes. "It's not that, it's just... You sound like someone's stranging like a cat that's running its claws across a chalkboard."

Dustine fell to the floor and began to weep.

"Now, look what you went and did!" Jennette scolded and sat down to comfort Dustine.

Allan stared at the three for a minute. "Um, moving on... what are we supposed to do, bro?"

Meagan shrugged. "Why don't we just put the bait out and wait for a penguin to come by? It seems like not that much effort."

Cristen nodded. "Just like most of my terrible home movies."

Cristen was shown with her boyfriend, holding his hand.

"Cristen." He whispered. "Will you marry me?"

Cristen shrugged. "Well, like, this is just a home movie, Edgar. I don't, like, think I can, like, do this."

The scene cut back to the compeition.

"...Right." Meagan chuckled.

Ronald shrugged and put the bait out while Kortney waited with the sack.

Luc and Bunny were shown walking together.

"Thanks for agreeing to walk with me, Bunny." He thanked. "Not many people want to hang out with me back home."

Bunny grinned. "No problem. Your odor reminds me of nature."

Luc's smile dropped. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Bunny giggled. "You tell me."

Luc shrugged it off and continued to walk, searching for a penguin. "Come on, penguin, penguin, penguin."

Bunny shook her head. "That is the worst penguin call I have ever heard. Try this on for size." She made a call imitating a penguin.

A penguin went over to Bunny, cuddling her like the one from the day before did.

Luc smirked. "Rufus! Get over here!"

Rufus and Lily ran over, holding the sack.

Rufus grinned. "Gimme the penguin, Bunny."

Bunny shook her head. "I would never defy nature for a simple challenge. This is inhumane."

Rufus scowled. "Bunny, hand over the freaking penguin and we'll win the challenge. Come on. Gimme it."

Bunny turned around, refusing to obey.

Rufus clenched his fists. "Listen, Bunny, if you don't hand that thing over right now, I swear I'm going to--"

He was inturrupted by Zanibanito, who popped up out of nowhere and threw the penguin across the ice, making it slide into the distance. "Haha! That penguin is no match for my intelligent plastic owls!"

Rufus stared ahead, awe-strucken. "W-what? W-why'd you do that?"

Bunny also had this expression. "That was animal cruelty." She grimaced and punched Zanibanito in the face, giving him a black eye.

Zanibanito groaned. "Omomnomnom..." He fell to the ground, unconsious.

Luc facepalmed. "This can't get any worse."

The Freezing Seals then ran by with their sack full.

Lily shook her head and sighed sadly.

Chris was shown calmly sipping from a mug of hot chocolate. "Come on... how long does it take to capture a stupid penguin?"

The Seals came by with their prize.

"Chris! Chris! Chris!" Dustine called. "We actually won this time!"

Chris opened up the sack and nodded. "The Freezing Seals win!"

The Seals cheered, not having to vote off another member.

Meagan smirked. "Looks like it's my idea that got us the buffet."

Chris nodded. "Seals, a fabulous buffet will be waiting for you at your tent."

Several interns carrying dinner carts walked over to the tent.

The Seals cheered once more and walked over to them, excited.

Mr. McLean's Penguins trudged over to Chris.

"We lost, didn't we?" Keetin sighed.

Chris nodded. "Penguins, I'll be seeing you at elimination tonight. I'm sure you're all looking forward to it."

The team glared at Bunny and Zanibanito.

The team was seen at elimination, exchanging awkward glances.

"Penguins, if you do not recieve a snowball, you will be forced to take the Plane of Losers out of here." Chris explained. "The first snowballs go to Luc, Keetin, Foxface."

The three cheered and were hit by the snowballs.

"Franklin." Chris continued. "You are safe. So are Rufus and Lily."

The next three cheered as well.

"Bunny, you refused to help your team during the challenge. Zanibanito, you let the penguin escape."

Zanibanito and Bunny exchanged nervous glances.

"The final snowball goes to...

...Bunny."

Bunny sighed in relief.

"Looks like my idiotic teammates decided to give you another chance." Franklin grumbled.

Rufus shook his head. "Nah, we just wanted Zaniwhaever out of here."

Zanibanito scowled. "Why must the rainbow markers kill the sparkly elephant?!" He exploded, literally, ina flash of purple and golden confetti."

"...Um, what?" Keetin chuckled.

Chris turned to the camera with eyes wide. "Tune in to see what happens next time on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Chapter 4- Blizzards of Waverly Place
A logo for a news network titled "Southern News Network" popped up on screen. It zoomed into the word "news" and cut to an African-American man dressed in a suit and tie. "This just in, police arrested teen pop star Dustine Believer today for..."

A different man came by and pushed him out of the way. "I told you not to turn this into one of your comedy acts, John."

John frowned. "Aw... but I was getting to the story about Key$ha."

His supposed coworker facepalmed. "Just stay out of the way." He sat down at the desk and faced the camera. "This just in, a blizzard hits the filming location of the new reality show, Total Drama Antarctica. The contestants, host, and crew are all desperate to find shelter and protection. We have reporter Hilda Hildegard live on the scene with TV host, Chris McLean."

"Thanks, Stan." Hilda thanked, wearing fur coat and standing with Chris in Antarctica. "I'm here with Chris McLean, host of Total Drama Antarctica."

Chris was shivering, almost being unable to be seen by the heavy snowfall. "H-h-hello, Hilda. You look l-l-lovely today." He shivered.

Hilda rolled her eyes. "Chris, how do you feel about the unfortunate weather conditions right now?"

Chris shuddered. "Today's episode will go as planned, with no intrusion... although, I might have to come up with a new c-c-challenge."

Hilda nodded. "Stay tuned to find out how the contestants and crew react to this storm."

Chris leaned into her. "Um, can I have that mic? There's a little recap thing I do every episode."

Hilda facepalmed. "Um, sir, we really need to move on. There much more... interesting stories than this one."

Chris stole away the mic, ignoring her comment. "L-l-last time on Total Drama Antarctica, the two teams were locked in a challenge to remember: capturing an innocent penguin. The Penguins faced some difficulty when Bunny refused to hand over the penguin she caught. And when Zanibanito ruined their chances of victory completely, the Freezing Seals won the challenge and the dinner buffet prize. Let's seen how Mr. McLean's Penguins do with Zanibanito gone, and how the Seals cope with the blizzard ruining their buffet."

Hilda folded her arms. "Done, yet?"

Chris ignored her again. "Find out right now on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Hilda scowled and stole the mic back.

The Freezing Seals were shown at their tent, enjoying the buffet they won earlier that day.

Kortney and Jennette were seen sitting together, picking at their plates.

Kortney was telling his alliance member a story. "So, then, Shanaynay was all like, 'Girl, you ain't gettin' away that.' And so Brittany said, 'Ugh, like, there is no way you're going to get to--'"

"Hey, Kortney." Jennette interrupted. "I've thinkin'. I should make my move on Dustine. We're at a buffet right now, all casual-like. I'mma go over there and ask him to start courtin' me."

Kortney scowled. "Why do you like her so much...? I mean, him. Er... whatever. Besides, his voice is at least ten times higher than mine is. Not to mention at least eight times higher than yours."

Jennette shook her head. "Partner, you're just a Anti-Believer. Dustine is the most talented boy in the entire country. Maybe even the world. Don't be in denial."

Kortney gagged. "I have to go outside... just some... undercooked meat." He rushed outside.

Jennette raised an eyebrow, hearing Kortney violently upchuck from outside.

She shrugged it off and went over to Dustine. "Hey, there, partner. How you doin'?"

Dustine shrugged. "Betti... I still miss her. This reminds me of when my first love broke my heart for the first time. I was all like, 'Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh...'" He looked down sadly. "I would never leave her. Betti... if you're listening out there... I just want to be with you. Because then, there'd be one less lonely girl."

Jenette scowled. "You know, I heard she has a zit."

Dustine's despair faded. "Never mind, I'm over her. So, what did you want to tell me?"

Jennette blushed and began to sweat. She looked around. "Well, you see partner..." She began to hyperventilate and fainted.

Dustine shrugged and smirked. "That's the usual reaction to being in my presence."

Meagan was seen munching away at chicken wings and cupcakes.

Ronald went up to her. "Hey, Meagan. I was wondering, about that alliance... I've made several calculations about who to eliminate next."

Meagan scowled. "For the last time, we are not in an alliance. Now let me enjoy my dinner in peace."

Ronald bit his lip. "Um, I was just wondering..."

Meagan facepalmed. "Look, Ronald. I don't know what your problem is, but--"

Ronald's eyes widened. "It's midnight."

Meagan sighed. "...And?"

Ronald shook his head. "Today's N's birthday." He squealed and gathered his teammates' attention.

The others looked up.

"Attention, everyone." Ronald continued. "Today is N's birthday. Let us celebrate."

His teammates facepalmed.

Meagan rolled her eyes. "Your obcession is disgusting." She belched.

Allan shrugged. "It's a reason to party... I'll take it!" He began to conga.

Kortney, Jennette, and Dustine shrugged and joined him.

Cristen looked at the ground. "What's the point of partying? Like, we're all, like, going to..." Her voice trailed off.

Allan rolled his eyes. "Lighten up, Cristen."

Kortney chuckled. "I don't think she physically can."

The others laughed.

Cristen just stared at them blankly.

Allan raised an eyebrow. "Ok... now, she's just scaring me."

Lily and Rufus were seen outside, lying under the stars, gazing at them.

Lily took sighed deeply. "Isn't this romantic, Rufus?"

Rufus nodded. "Yeah. But none of those stars can compare to your beauty."

Lily giggled. "Oh, Rufus, stop..."

Rufus smirked. "How easy can this be?" He snickered in confessional. "Even at this early point, Lily is already a pawn in my elaborate plan to win the million. The girl would never even suspect me as the villain. She's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed."

Lily continued to stare up at the stars. "Rufus..."

Rufus looked over at her.

"Do you believe in love at first sight?" Lily asked.

Rufus nodded, keeping a straight face. "Of course I do. Especially on a romantic night like this one." He snapped his fingers. "Hey, peasant boy! Play us some romantic music!"

Luc ran over and began to play a romantic song. "Right on it, Rufus. No problem, Rufus."

Rufus glared over at him. "Slower."

Luc played a slower romantic song.

Bunny was shown in the confessional the next morning. "Ok... so that was kind of a close call last night at elimination. I let my love of nature interfere with the challenge at hand, and my team had to make me face the consequences. Anyway, I could use some allies in this game. Maybe... Keetin?"

Keetin was seen skipping around. "I'm just doing something random, waiting for one of the author's plots to find me..." She hummed.

Bunny went over to her. "Um... hello, Keetin. I was just wondering... how are you doing?"

Keetin grinned. "Great."

Bunny began to sweat nervously. "Um... I was wondering... what do you think of an alliance in this game? I mean, for all we know, we might not get tomorrow... wait, I wasn't supposed to say something like that..."

Keetin chuckled. "You're funny. I would love to be in an alliance. So... who do you think we should vote out next?"

"Franklin." Bunny growled without hesitation. "Franklin."

Keetin nodded. "So, don't we need like two other people in the alliance?"

Bunny shrugged. "I guess... we'll cross that bridge when we get to it?"

Keetin nodded. "...Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Foxface was stalking the two from a distance. She snickered and shook her head.

Franklin was sitting in a tent, listening to his myPod. "Radio station..." He mumbled. "Forget about the price tag..." He scowled. "I hate that song." He pushed a button on it. "Money, money, money... much better."

The contestants met Chris outside for the challenge. The blizzard was still raging.

"As you can see." Chris explained. "Today's weather is a little... unpleasant. Today's challenge will be one of endurance." He motioned to fourteen tall platforms, each with a ladder leading up to the top.

"...This seems fun." Meagan remarked.

"Your challenge is to withstand the freezing weather and fast-falling snow." Chris continued. "Last one standing wins for their team. You may begin."

The fourteen remaining contestants climbed onto the platforms and began to balance.

Franklin, Keetin, and Ronald all immediately fell down.

Franklin faceplanted onto the ice. "...That didn't feel good."

Keetin sighed deeply. "Tough challenge."

Ronald smirked. "My team seems to have an advantage now."

The blizzard continued to blow.

Luc squinted to see. "I'm not moving from this spot..."

Jennette and Kortney were next to each other.

"How ya holdin' up, partner?" Jennette asked.

Kortney shrugged. "Ok... How about you?"

"We don't have weather like this back home." Jennette replied. "It's getting kind of--" She fell off the platform.

Kortney groaned and followed close behind.

Jennette moaned. "How long is this gonna take?"

Luc and Foxface fell off soon after.

Luc fell onto the snow with a thud. "...That sucked."

Foxface scowled and stared at the ones still in.

Meagan was sitting down on her platform, barely trying. She fell off eventually, landing next to Ronald. "Ugh... Ronald."

Ronald looked at her awkwardly.

Bunny fell from the platform, landing near the others. "With me gone, there are five left in the challenge..."

Chris nodded. "Which means it's time to step it up a bit!" He snapped his fingers.

A few interns came in, carrying a catapult and several large items. They put a sofa onto the catapult and launched it at Dustine.

Dustine was hit by it and fell to the ground with a crash.

The interns cheered.

"Down with Believer!" One chanted.

Jennette gasped. "You're just haters!" She ran over to Dustine. "Dustine... speak to me, partner."

Dustine moaned. "Jennette... remember me as a dashing, young pop star." He fainted.

Jennette began to wail.

Kortney facepalmed. "He's not even dead, he's unconsious... unfortunately."

The interns shot two bathtubs at the remaining players.

Cristen and Lily were hit and fell to the ground.

Lily groaned. "Win for all of us, Rufus!"

Rufus nodded and looked forward intently.

Cristen moaned. "That was, like, so pathetic..."

Allan looked over at his fallen teammates. "Don't worry, dudes! I'll win for you!"

The interns began to fire at the two rather quickly.

Allan and Rufus both dodged, before Allan was finally hit by an anvil.

Allan fell to the ground. "...Looks like we lost."

Rufus scoffed. "As always, I am the victor." He climbed down from the platform.

Chris nodded. "Mr. McLean's Penguins win and the Freezing Seals go to elimination tonight. You'll have some time to decide your vote."

Meagan glared at Ronald. "Team, I have a suggestion for you tonight." She went to consult her team members.

The Freezing Seals were shown at elimination that night.

"Seals." Chris scolded. "Today's challenge was a close one. But in the end, you guys ended up here. The first two snowballs go to Allan and Jennette."

Allan and Jennette cheered.

"Kortney." Chris continued. "And Cristen. You two are safe as well."

Kortney cheered and high-fived Jennette.

Cristen simply shrugged.

"Meagan. You are safe." Chris called.

Meagan smirked at Ronald.

"...Ronald. You've been annoying and tiring." Chris scolded. "Dustine... pretty much the same thing. The final snowball goes to...

...Dustine."

Dustine squealed and was hit by the snowball.

Ronald looked down, devastated. "B-but... why?"

Meagan gave him a thumbs-down.

Ronald was shown in confessional. "Looks like my knowledge failed me. This would be the first time, actually. And I do admit... I had a crush on Meagan. I shouldn't have let it get in the way of the game. Looks like my time here is up."

He was shown getting into the plane and departing.

"That's another teen out of here." Chris closed. "What will happen next time on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Chapter 5- Mascot for a Day
Chris was shown sitting down, sipping a cup of hot chocolate and angrily taking a phone call. "What do you mean that's against animal rights?!" He demanded. The other person talked for a minute. "Well then, what am I supposed to do for a challenge?!" The other person talked again for a while. "What do you mean you don't care?!" He furiously hung up. He faced the camera. "Oh, um... welcome to Total Drama. We were just having some... technical difficulties."

"Technical difficulties meaning you getting angry over a challenge." Phil mumbled from behind the camera.

Chris faced him directly. "Aren't you supposed to be dead?"

Phil shrugged. "I got better."

Chris rolled his eyes. "Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Beach--"

"Wrong line." Phil sighed.

Chris facepalmed. "Last time on Total Drama Antarctica, the two teams faced off in an endurance challenge... one much similar to that one in Paradise Beach. Anyway, Rufus was the last one standing, winning for the Penguins. Ronald's annoying knowledge and persistance to get Meagan into an alliance ultimately cost him the game. What will happen this time on Total...Drama...Antarctica!"

Lily was seen in confessional. "Ah... could life be any better? My relationship with Rufus is the best I've ever had. I mean, he's just so romantic and nice."

She was shown with Rufus, sitting outside the tent, conversing. "So, Rufus... what's your idea of a perfect date?"

Rufus smirked. "Doesn't matter, as long as we're both happy."

Lily giggled and nodded. "Thanks... so, in three words, how would you describe me?"

Rufus smirked again. "Beautiful, intelligent, and romatic."

Lily blushed. "Same to you. So... how do you like gymnastics?"

Rufus shrugged. "I love it, as long as you do. I love anything you do."

Lily blushed more and playfully punched Rufus in the shoulder. "Oh, Rufus, stop..."

Rufus was shown in confessional. "This couldn't get much easier. Lily's attracting to me like moths are attracted to a light. I mean, some girls have fallen hard for me. But Lily... she worships me. At this rate, I'll soon have a monopoly in this game. Kiss your chances of winning away, because one by one, they'll all go down."

Rufus was shown outside the confessional, talking to Franklin.

Franklin rolled his eyes. "Why should I trust you?"

Rufus smirked. "I only betray girls. And last time I checked, you are not a girl."

Franklin raised an eyebrow. "How do I know you're not going to bail on the deal after I do my end?"

"What would I gain by tricking you?" Rufus countered.

Franklin nodded and pursed his lips. "...Fine. It's a deal."

Rufus shook Franklin's hand, deviously smirking.

Luc was peering at them through the flap. He jumped back, shocked. "What is Rufus trying to pull here?" He demanded in confessional. "He's trying to get Franklin to do... something. ...That's not what she said. I swear, there's something up with him. And Lily's falling for him hard..." He looked up. "I better stop talking. He's always watching me..."

Luc was shown outside, sitting down on the ice. He spied on Lily and Rufus through binoculars.

Lily and Rufus were conversing quietly.

Luc squinted in order to see them better. "What are they doing...?"

Lily hugged Rufus tightly.

Luc sighed deeply. "She's falling for him. Hard."

Rufus' eyes widened. He pointed directly at Luc.

Luc panicked and sprinted away. "I was never here!"

Rufus folded his arms. "Stalker."

Lily nodded. "Why would he think anything is up with our wonderful relationship?"

Rufus shrugged. "Oh, I don't know..." He mumbled slyly.

Bunny and Keetin were talking about their alliance.

"So, you want us to vote out Franklin?" Keetin asked.

Bunny nodded in response. "He's the weakest one on our team, I guess. I mean, he could easily be bought by money."

Keetin nodded back.

"We need two more votes to get rid of him, though..." Keetin mumbled.

Bunny shrugged. "I'm sure our teammates will see it our way after Franklin has a little... accident during the challenge."

Keetin raised an eyebrow. "...The way you said that sounds strangely suspicious."

Bunny shrugged. "Don't worry. He'll be okay... with a little luck."

Keetin backed away. "Looks like you just can't mess with nature around you."

Foxface was shown spying on the two girls, cackling.

Keetin suddenly appeared behind her. "Hey, Foxface."

Foxface jumped.

Keetin giggled. "So, I was wondering... do you want to help Keetin and I vote out Franklin?"

Foxface but her lip.

Keetin shrugged. "You're either with us or against us."

Foxface nodded.

Keetin raised an eyebrow. "So, you are with us?"

Foxface nodded again.

Keetin squealed. "Thanks, Foxface!"

Foxface forced a smile and nodded.

Jennette and Kortney were conversing in their team tent.

"Looks like we helped Meagan vote out Ronald last night." Kortney sighed.

Jennette nodded. "Looks like we did, partner. I was scared for a minute thar. I thought Dustine was a goner."

Kortney gritted his teeth. "Yeah. Too bad he's still here."

Jennette rolled her eyes. "Kortney. Kortney, Kortney, Kortney. I bet you're just jealous--"

"Yeah, I know." Kortney inturrupted. "You say that all the time."

"It doesn't mean it's not true..." Jennette mumbled. "How could you not like him?"

"Easy." Kortney chuckled. "Just notice that he has an awful voice, abhorrent fashion sense, and looks like he's five years old."

Jennette shook her head and sighed. "That is so not true, partner."

Kortney squinted. "Oh, Jennette. You're just in denial."

Jennette rolled her eyes. "Well, while you stay here grumblin' like my old Gramps, I'mma go hit on Dustine."

Dustine was curled up on his bed, rocking back and forth. "I am handsome... I am a star..."

Jennette went up to him. "Hey, partner. I was wonderin'--"

Dustine handed her a slip of paper.

Jennette raised an eyebrow and read it aloud. "...'Thirty-seven.' ...What does this mean, partner?"

"I've decided that you all are not worthy of talking to me immediately." Dustine explained. "So, you have to wait and take a number, like everyone else. There are currently thirty-six people ahead of you."

Jennette squinted at him. "Um, can't we just talk for like one min--"

Dustine snapped his fingers. "Toad!"

A short, yet muscular man came in. "Yes, my master?"

Dustine scoffed. "Carry me away."

Toad grumbled but carried him on his shoulders. He looked at Jennette. "Don't sweat it, kid. He's just having a breakdown for being away from his fame-life."

Jennette frowned as Dustine was carried away.

Cristen was sitting on her bed, tapping away at her myPod.

Allan went over to her. "Whatcha doin'?"

Cristen looked at him. "I'm, like, watching a, like, TV show I, like, downloaded."

Allan looked at the screen. "Is it that one with the two weird-looking kids who do impossible things that their weird sister tries to bust them for but their pet platypus messes up her plan somehow while fighting an evil scientist?"

Cristen looked at him. "...Yes."

"Cool." Allan replied. "I loved that show, before that movie made it all terrible."

Cristen nodded. "Yeah, but like, my, like, home movies are like way more..." Her voice trailed off.

Allan looked around. "Hey... where's Meagan?"

Meagan cleared her throat, sitting on a nearby bed. "I'm right here, Einstein. I'm just not talking because the author is currently out of ideas for me."

"That happened to me once." Cristen replied. "But he got, like, inspired, by, like some cheap video."

The contestants met Chris outside for the challenge.

"Greetings, contestants." Chris greeted. "Today's challenge will involve some... improvising."

The contestants exchanged glances.

"The challenge is to carry your team mascot in a dogsled, you being the dogs." Chris continued. "You will have to carry your mascot up the ice shelf, across that fragile bridge, down the shelf, and to the finish line? Any questi--"

"Another animal abuse challenge?" Bunny protested. "This is just imhumane. Mark my words, I'm going to--"

"Can it, Bunny." Chris interrupted. "Since the animal rights people wouldn't let me use real animals, we're going to have to improvise. The smallest members of each team will have to dress up in embarrassing costumes of the animal and be dragged across the course by their teammates." He threw penguin and seal suits at Luc and Dustine, respectively.

Luc grumbled. "Am I really the smallest one on the team?"

Rufus snickered and nodded.

Luc awkwardly put on the costume, despite it being much too big for him.

Keetin giggled. "You look so cute..." She said playfully.

Dustine put on the seal costume. "With this on, I'll look even cuter..."

Jennette nodded. "And you do..."

Kortney shook his head and rolled his eyes.

The teams strapped to themselves to the harnesses and took off towards the finish line.

Keetin panted. "Ugh... is this how dogs feel?"

Bunny nodded. "This experience should show us all that we should--"

"You know, Lily." Rufus cut off. "All these girls might as well be dogs... except you."

Lily giggled and nodded.

"That's more of an insult to us than a compliment to Lily..." Bunny mumbled.

Keetin rolled her eyes and pulled ahead of the others, forcing them to go faster.

Franklin sped up a bit. "This challenge sucks. I mean, who would want to pull a poor person in a sled?"

Luc shrugged. "This is my first time getting proper transportation..." He squealed.

Keetin looked at him worriedly.

Kortney was shown heavily panting, struggling to keep up with his teammates. "I... have... to... pull a sled... for someone I don't even like?!"

Jennette opened her mouth to say something.

"I know I'm in denial or whatever, Jennette." Kortney grumbled irritatedly.

Jennette blushed and nodded.

Dustine groaned. "Move it, worthless fans! I'm going to be late for my pedicure!"

Meagan was walking fairly slowly, struggling to even stay up. "What pedicure? We're in Antarctica. There are no beauty salons!"

Dustine looked around him and realized what Meagan stated was reality. He began to weep.

Allan blushed awkwardly. "Um... are we there yet?"

Mr. McLean's Penguins were shown struggling to climb the ice shelf.

"Dang it..." Franklin groaned. "How hard is it to climb a stupid ice shelf?"

Bunny sighed deeply. "You don't see many of these anymore. With all this global warming going on--"

"Save it for when you're president, Bunny." Rufus snarked.

Franklin stifled a laugh.

Bunny grinned. "You think I'll be president?"

Franklin facepalmed.

Keetin groaned. "This... is... so... steep..."

"Yeah." Luc sighed. "This is the slowest challenge yet." He sat back, relaxed.

Rufus looked ahead. "I can't even see the other team anymore. Pick up the pace!"

The team began to go a bit faster.

The Seals were shown far ahead of the Penguins.

Meagan moaned. "I hate physical activity."

Kortney rolled his eyes. "At least you have a better body for exercise." He panted heavily.

Jennette shrugged. "This is just like back home, when we haul them crates back from the farmers' market."

Cristen sighed. "This is, like, so uncool. My boyfriend usually, like, carries me on his back 'cause, like..." Her voice trailed off.

Dustine snapped his fingers. "Speed it up, worthless little people!"

Kortney gave his an offensive hand gesture. "Said the guy who's three and a half feet tall."

Dustine gasped. "Security!" He sat there for a minute before realizing that no one was going to come to help him. He began to sob.

Jennette glared at Kortney. "Just keep your opinion to yourself, partner."

The Penguins suddenly came up behind them and pulled ahead, confidently.

Keetin giggled and stuck her tongue out at the Seals.

The Penguins reached the top, where the fragile bridge was cracked and about ready to collapse.

Lily was taken aback by this. "Okay... just step carefully and we'll be alright. I'll go first." She carefully stepped in between two cracks, keeping her feet light and quick.

Foxface nodded and smirked. She quickly lept across a few cracks, landing without even making the ice quake.

Keetin stepped forward carefully. She managed to get one foot safely on the ice, but slipped and stepped on a crack with the other.

Luc shrieked as the entire bridge rapidly cracked apart and the team was sent plummeting into freezing waters.

The team landed into freezing cold ice water.

The Seals went up to what was once a bridge.

Kortney looked over at the other side. "...Isn't this the part where that thing that failed to help us earlier helps us now?"

Two tall, muscular men came over and picked up Dustine in the sled. They threw him across the gap, taking the others with him.

The team faceplanted onto the ice.

Meagan groaned. "A little warning next time!" She grumbled.

"Looks like security finally showed up..." Dustine mumbled.

Jennette cheered. "Looks like we gonna win, y'all."

They stood up and half-walked, half-slid down the slope, crossing the finish line.

Chris was there to meet them. "Congrats, Freezing Seals!" He called. "You guys... didn't epically fail like the other team."

The Seals cheered.

Dustine fell over in the seal suit. "Somebody... get me out of this thing! Come on, worthless fans!"

Kortney facepalmed as Jennette went over to help.

The Penguins were shown in the water, shivering and exchanging glares.

Rufus and Lily looked disapprovingly over at Keetin.

Keetin blushed and sighed deeply. "This is going to be a hard vote..."

"Yeah." Rufus sighed. "You know, after Chris decides to save us."

Chris smirked from the finish line. "This is going to be good."

The Penguins were shown at elimination that night.

They exchanged glares, most of them directed at Keetin or Franklin.

"Looks like you seven are about to become six." Chris scoffed. "One of you will not recieve safety tonight, and must take the plane to... wherever you came from."

Bunny looked at her supposed alliance.

"The first couple snowballs go to Foxface..." Chris began. "And Luc."

Foxface and Luc grinned.

"Lily." Chris sighed. "Rufus. You two lovebirds are safe."

Lily squealed and hugged Rufus tightly.

"Bunny." Chris called. "You aren't leaving tonight."

Bunny sighed in relief, and gave Keetin a half-hearted thumbs-up.

Keetin looked down worriedly.

Franklin kept a straight face.

Chris smirked. "The final snowball goes to...

...Fra--"

"No need, Chris." Franklin scoffed. "I would like to formally quit the compeition. Y'know, as long as Rufus holds up his end of the deal."

Rufus scoffed, pulled out a twenty-dollar bill, and handed it to Franklin.

Franklin stuffed it into his full-to-the-brim pocket. "So... bye, worthless teammates."

Chris facepalmed. "You're giving up a chance at one million dollars... for twenty dollars?!"

Franklin shrugged. "Sure, why not?"

Chris shook his head. "Get out. Just get out."

Franklin scoffed. "Gladly." He climbed onto the plane.

Bunny shook her head. "...What just happened?"

Keetin shrugged. "I think Rufus just indirectly saved me."

Lily looked at Rufus disapprovingly. "But... why?"

Rufus bit his lip, at a loss for words.

"That wraps up another very idiotic elimination." Chris closed. "Find out what more stupidity happens next right here on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Chapter 6- Standardized Antarctic Test
Chris was shown sitting at a desk, tapping away at a desktop computer. He faced it with intent eyes. "Hello, beautiful..."

The screen showed an attractive girl on webcam. "Hi. You're Chris from that one reality show, right?"

Chris nodded. "From Canada's Next Top Model."

The girl rolled her eyes. "Of course you are."

Chris winked. "But none of those girls are as beautiful as you."

"You seem like one of those stuck-up, celebrity pigs." The girl scoffed.

The camera zoomed out to show that Chris was in his underwear.

"I bet you're in your underwear right now." The girl sighed.

Chris blushed and shook his head. "That's a good one, Marissa." He began to laugh loudly and picked up a bottle of water. He continued to laugh while sipping from it, causing him to choke and fall to the ground.

Marissa's eyes widened as she disconnected from the chat.

Chris was shown lying on a hospital bed, still gagging and choking. He faced the camera weakly. "Hello, faithful viewers. I've just had a little... accident."

A tall doctor came over. "Um, Mr. McLean... I said you could go home three hours ago."

Chris ignored him. "Well, sitting in this comfy hospital bed is a great way to start out this episode. Last time on Total Drama Antarctica, the teams faced off in a race across a very fragile ice shelf. One misstep by Keetin cost the Penguins the challenge. And, for once, Dustine's undeserved fame and security came in handy for the Freezing Seals. It seemed like Keetin was doomed at elimination, but Rufus managed to save her by making a shady deal with Franklin, who quit the game for a freaking twenty dollars. What other stupid eliminations will take place? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

The doctor looked at the camera. "Hello, world...?"

Jennette and Kortney were seen sitting together, as usual.

Jennette was looking over at Dustine, as usual. "Ah... you know, his hit song--"

"Jennette." Kortney inturrupted. "Instead of sitting here arguing about whether or not Dustine's a talentless load of crap, let's do something to actually help us in this game."

Jennette stared at him blankly. "...Like what?"

"Well..." Kortney sighed. "We only make up two votes. We need four to get majority. Any ideas on who we use as an ally?"

Jennette nodded. "Dusti--"

"Meagan?" Kortney suggested. "I agree completely."

Kortney dragged her over to Meagan.

Meagan was sitting on her bed, half-asleep.

Jennette and Kortney sat down next to her.

"Hey, Meagan." Kortney greeted. "How are you?"

Meagan looked up at them. "Shouldn't you two be having a flame war over Mr. No Talent over there?" She pointed to Dustine.

Jennette winced. "Am I the only one who likes 'im?"

"Yes." Kortney responded. "Anyway, Meagan, what do you think about being in an alliance with us?"

Meagan shrugged. "Meh, you guys seem cool. As long as our first target is someone I don't like, I'm okay with it."

Kortney nodded. "Great. Our first target is Dusti--" He looked over at a depressed Jennette. "I mean, um, someone who's not... Dustine."

Jennette grinned. "So... Allan or Cristen?"

"Congratulations." Meagan chuckled. "You can name everyone on our team."

Kortney and Meagan snickered.

Jennette blushed and went outside the tent.

Kortney followed close behind.

Dustine was sitting on a rock, staring into the sky. "I don't get why I have to write a song about the beauty of nature. I'd rather right about the beauty of... something else." He slowly took out a picture of a smiling girl with black hair, looking like she belonged to Diznee Channel.

Jennette and Kortney went up to him.

Jennette turned to her ally and whispered, "Since you don't like 'im, partner, I think it'd be better if I'd handle this--" She looked up to see that Kortney was gone. She looked around awkwardly, shrugged, and went up to Dustine.

"So, um, partner..." Jennette sighed.

"I will not date a disturbing peasant like you!" Dustine gasped. "At least not before seeing you in a swimsuit."

Jennette blushed. "Um... I was going to ask... do you wanna join an alliance?"

Dustine nodded slowly. "With all the idiots who envy me and want to steal my fame, I suppose I'll have to join an alliance. Sure. Who else is in it?"

"Meagan and Kortney..." Jennette whispered.

Dustine's eyes widened. "Haters! They just make me more famous!" He cackled evilly.

Jennette backed away slowly.

Allan was shown sitting on a bed beside Cristen.

"Hey, Cristen." Allan whispered. "What do you think our teammates are doing out there? They're all, like, talking."

Cristen glared at him. "That 'like' thing is, like, mine. You are, like, totally uncool for, like, stealing that." She stared down at the floor. "Yeah, so, like..." Her voice trailed off.

Allan chuckled. "Don't sweat it, Crissy. I get that it's your thing. No worries."

Cristen squinted her eyes at the floor, but said nothing.

Allan stared at her. "Yeah... since this seems like one of those scenes where the author is going to make a new relationship, I'm going to bail. I bet our teammates could use some company out there. He ran out yelling, "Party!"

Cristen looked after him. "I would, like, totally go after, like, him, but that would, like, totally ruin the reference I make, by, like, just..." Her voice trailed off.

Keetin and Bunny were shown strategizing.

"So... that was a really close call last night." Keetin sighed.

Bunny nodded. "We really have to make sure we get majority next time."

Keetin shrugged. "I think Rufus actually helped us, by eliminating Franklin and saving me in the process. Think we can get him as an ally?"

"I don't think his intention was to save you..." Bunny muttered.

Keetin looked at her with a half-frown.

Bunny giggled. "I mean, um, I'm sure he meant to save you. I wonder why."

Keetin grinned. "Must be because of his smoothness with the ladies." She looked into the distance lovingly.

Bunny scratched her chin in thought. "Well... I have to go, um... yell at Luc for not recycling."

Keetin nodded and chuckled. "See you later, Bunny!"

Bunny looked at the camera. "I know what that statement sounded like, but I am one hundred percent straight."

Lily was shown scolding Rufus, rather shockingly.

"How could you just help out someone like Keetin?!" She demanded. "You said I was practically the only girl in the world to you!"

Rufus faked a smile nervously. "Well, I couldn't just let her go. I mean, Franklin wasn't at all useful."

Lily's eye twitched. "B-but... you voted for her! We agreed on it!"

Rufus began to sweat. "Well, you see, I just wanted Franklin out, no matter who was in the bottom two with him."

Lily muttered something inappropriate. "B-but... you know, maybe you're right. I've always kind of been the jealous type. I mean, one of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me because I saw him talk to another girl and locked her in the janitor's closet. I mean, I never got why he got so mad. It's what any girl would have done. And, how was I supposed to know she was his sister?"

Rufus' eyes widened. "Yeah... right. I'd never get that angry if you locked my sister in a closet... you know, if I had a sister."

Lily nodded eagerly. "Kay-kay! We can go back to being happy little lovebirds now!" She grinned.

Rufus raised an eyebrow. "...Right."

"What is up with her?" Rufus sighed in confessional. "One minute, she's perfectly happy, falling for my little trick. The next, she's one of those jealous-types. I mean, she locked her ex's sister in a closet just because he talked to her?! She may not be mad at me anymore, but Keetin's going to have to get a bodyguard if this keeps up." He let out a deep sigh. "How long is it 'til I can get a different girl and start cheating? Wait, I think I already have another one at home. What was her name? Katrina? Sabrina? Meh, doesn't matter anymore."

Lily was shown in confessional. "I'm not mad at Rufus anymore... but Keetin..." She held up an obviously rubber knife. "She'll have to watch out." She accidentally dropped it onto her knee. It simply bounced off, leaving no pain or mark. "...Oh my..." Lily fell onto the floor.

Luc was shown strumming his guitar and singing along. "I want to see your zebra-bra-bra-bra..."

Foxface was stalking him from behind the tent.

Luc sighed. "Why do I keep writing songs that make fun of other songs?"

Foxface held binoculars to her eyes, getting a better view of Luc. She opened her mouth to say something to herself, before remembering the author doesn't give her any dialouge.

Luc glared directly at her. "Is there something you want, or..."

Foxface blushed and went back into hiding.

Luc facepalmed. "That was... nice."

The contestants met Chris outside for the challenge. Twelve desks were set up in front of them. Each had a sheet of paper and a pencil on it.

Luc blushed. "I haven't seen one of those... things in a while. Not since I ran away."

"You mean the desks?" Meagan scoffed.

Luc shrugged. "Those wooden things with chairs attached to them, yeah."

"Contestants." Chris explained. "Since you all are all too dumb enough to study during the summer..."

Many of the players glared at him.

"...We'll be taking a little test today." The arrogant host continued. "About the history and geography of Antarctica."

Allan immediately fell over asleep. "Tests... boring... must party..." He mumbled in his sleep.

Kortney facepalmed.

Dustine folded his arms. "There is no way I'm going to something resembling public school. I am way too famous for that. I get homeschooled by the best teachers in the country."

"Really?" Jennette squealed. "I'm homeschooled too!"

"By teachers only rich people can afford?" Dustine asked, his mouth drooling for money.

"...No. By my mom..." Jennette mumbled.

Luc began to sweat nervously. "Um... I don't really like this..."

Chris nodded. "That's right. The Penguins may be at a disadvantage. May I add that Luc ran away before he could even start the fifth grade?"

His teammates glared at Luc worriedly.

Luc shook his head and looked down.

"Ah, school..." Rufus sighed. "This brings back such fond memories. Hot girlfriends, other guys competing for them who mysteriously disappeared..."

Lily smirked at Keetin. "Just like Keetin will, soon..."

Keetin backed away worriedly.

"I will ask a question." Chris explained. "And you all will write down the answer. After I finish the five questions, the team with the most collective points will be the winners. Sit down, idiotic teens."

The contestants rolled their eyes but sat down as they were told.

Chris read the first question aloud. "First question. True or False: Antarctica has no permanent inhabitants."

The contestants nodded. They wrote down their answers.

Luc leaned over to look at Allan's paper, only to see that he was doing just as badly.

"Eyes on your own paper, Luc." Chris scolded.

Luc nodded and sunk down in his seat.

Kortney hid his paper from Dustine, who was peering over.

Dustine held out a crisp fifty-dollar bill.

Kortney looked around and stuffed it into his pocket.

Dustine looked over at his teammate's paper.

Kortney hid it away, smirking.

"Second question." Chris continued. "Name one country that claims a part of Antarctica."

Bunny folded her arms, obviously disapproving of the country owning that region, and wrote down an answer.

Meagan shrugged, obviously not knowing the answer. She wrote down a random country she considered to be advanced, and put her pencil down calmly.

Allan was asleep on his desk, a blank sheet of notebook paper next to him.

Lily wrote down an answer, after swiftly looking over at Rufus' paper.

Rufus winked at her, obviously letting her copy off of him.

Luc began to strain his mind, until he came up with an answer. The camera zoomed in to his paper, showing that he had put "Atlantis."

Foxface wrote down an answer quickly, obviously being the most intelligent of the twelve remaining.

"Next question." Chris sighed. "Name one Antarctic species that is now extinct."

Bunny immediately knew the answer to this one. She scribbled the answer up, furiously gripping the pencil.

Luc nodded, feeling confident, marked the answer down as "unicorn."

Rufus leaned over and showed his paper to Lily.

Lily nodded eagerly and copied off him.

Keetin shrugged, showing no real interest in the paper.

Jennette leaned over to see Dustine's paper, trusting his answer despite the fact that he was also struggling with that question.

Dustine smirked and showed off his paper.

Kortney rolled his eyes and shook his head.

Dustine blew a raspberry at him.

"Quiet, teen pop star." Chris disciplined. "Question number four. True or False: This whole challenge is pretty much just the author parodying the fact that all kids' shows have to have a certain amount of educational content."

All the contestants, excluding Allan, who was asleep, knew the answer to this one immediately.

Rufus leaned his paper over to Lily, but she shook her head and gave a thumbs-up.

Dustine gave Kortney a thumbs-up.

Kortney simply rolled his eyes and scowled.

Jennette giggled and wrote down the answer.

Meagan rolled her eyes at the question but wrote down the correct response.

"Fifth and final question." Chris announced. "Train A leaves the station at 8:15 AM. Train B leaves the station at 10:45 AM. If both trains travel at a speed of 59.2 miles per hour, then what is the name of Train A's conductor?"

Only Foxface knew the answer immediately.

"...That question doesn't even make any sense." Kortney mumbled.

Rufus shook his head. "How is that even related to Antarctica?"

Luc began to sweat and banged his head on the table. "SOMEONE! LET ME COPY OFF OF YOU!"

Cristen shrugged and wrote down an answer.

Keetin leaned over and copied off of Foxface, wide-eyed at her answer.

"No looking at other people's papers and no talking!" Chris disciplined.

"Why do you even care?" Meagan retorted. "I mean, doesn't the whole copying thing bring drama or whatever?"

Chris nodded and shrugged. "Copy as much as your heart desires."

The contestants all went over to either or Foxface's or Cristen's paper, depending on what team they were on.

"Time's up." Chris snickered.

The contestants sat down angrily, not having time to write down the answer.

Allan suddenly woke up. "What'd I miss?"

Jennette bit her lip nervously.

Chris picked up the tests. "Mm-kay. Team with the highest combined score wins." He took out a calculator and looked over the tests. "That's a score of three hundred forty out of a possible six hundred for the Penguins."

The Penguins smirked at each other.

"And for the Seals..."

The Seals leaned in eagerly.

"...Three hundred points." Chris finished. "It looks like the pattern continues, and Mr. McLean's Penguins win again!"

The Penguins cheered.

The Seals looked down, and facepalmed.

The ones in the alliance were moderately sure of their safety.

Dustine cheered. "At least I'm safe tonight!"

Kortney scowled and twitched.

The Freezing Seals were shown at elimination that night.

Chris looked at them in pity. "Seals, Seals, Seals. You just can't hold up a victory streak, can you?"

The team glared at him.

Chris chuckled. "Kay, I get it. You all don't like talking about your patheticness. Getting to the part where I get to pelt you with snowballs... these first two go to Jennette and Kortney."

Jennette and Kortney grinned at each other as they were hit.

"I really hate that." Kortney grumbled.

Chris ignored his comment. "Meagan. You're safe as well."

Meagan dodged the snowball, making more movement than she had the past five chapters. She scoffed. "Didn't know I was capable of moving, did you?"

Chris had wide eyes. "On that impossible note... this next snowball goes to Cristen."

Cristen fell over from the snowball, oblivious to what was happening around her.

Dustine and Allan glanced at each other.

"Dustine. You are an overall annoying and overrated abhorrent teenage pop star."

Jennette winced.

Kortney belted out laughter.

"Allan... you're just kind of dumb." Chris continued. "The final snowball goes to...

...Dustine... unfortunately."

Dustine squealed and was hit by the snowball.

Kortney dropped to his knees and shouted to the sky, "Why?!"

"...Because we all, like, voted for him?" Cristen suggested.

Meagan shrugged. "Meh, no one likes him. He'll go eventually."

Allan stood up, not harboring any negative feelings towards his teammates. "Hey, guys, that's cool. How this thing works, right? Besides... I really sucked at the challenge." He chortled.

"Yeah." A voice said. The camera panned over to show it was a short boy with spiky purple hair. "And you stole my middle name!" He punched Allan in the jaw.

Allan rubbed his jaw. "It's spelled differently..."

"...That's your excuse?!" The boy demanded. "Come here." He attempted to punch him again.

Allan shrieked and sprinted towards the plane. "Help!" He hopped into the plane, the boy in persuit.

"...That was crazy." Jennette observed.

"I know, right?" Meagan sighed. "No one even likes Sonic anymore."

Chris looked over at the plane in worry. "...Forget the outro, I'm calling the cops."

Chapter 7- Icebrawl
Chris was shown sneaking into a large building, the sign on it reading "Toys R We."

A cashier was seen at his post when Chris entered. "Hello, sir--"

"Shh!" Chris shushed. "I can't let anyone know I'm here."

The cashier's eyes widened. "Aren't you that guy from... that guy from, um..."

Chris cocked his head proudly. "Yes?"

"From The Largest Loser?" The cashier suggested.

Chris facepalmed. "Yes, I am from that show." He sighed. He went over to one section of the store. Several different objects with screens on them were hung from racks. "Oh, yes..." Chris mumbled. He picked one from the far right rack, a purple one reading, "Timagagchi." He switched it on. What appeared to be a cat with a pop-tart for a body showed up on the screen. It let out a technical-sounding meow sound. Chris grinned and hugged it tight.

Phil snickered from behind the camera. "Um, Chris..." He continued to snicker.

Chris jumped and put the toy down. "P-phil?! You followed me to the store?!"

Phil nodded. "Time to film that recap."

"...D-don't I have Sundays off?" Chris inquired.

Phil chuckled. "Like you can afford to have a day off anymore."

Chris shrugged. "I would be offended, but it's kind of true. Last time on Total Drama Antarctica, the teams competed to see just who was the smartest of all. In the end, the Penguins ended up as the winners by forty points. Jennette and Kortney's new alliance dominated at elimination, and Allan was successfully sent home. Who will be sent home this time on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Keetin and Bunny were seen discussing their alliance.

"So... who should we send home next?" Bunny asked.

Keetin shrugged. "Foxface is pretty sneaky. And she must have some physical ability if she's that quick to hide."

Bunny shook her head. "Foxface can still be of use to us... what about that girl, Lily?"

Keetin shrugged again. "Lily's not a threat. She's too busy drooling over Rufus."

"That only leaves Luc." Bunny sighed. "I would feel bad voting him off."

"What about Rufus?" Keetin suggested.

Bunny blushed. "Well, I don't think voting him off would be very... good."

Keetin smirked and said in an amused tone, "Ooh... hiding anything, Bunny?"

Bunny blushed more. "Well... he's kind of cute. Not as cute as, like, a polar bear or something, but..."

"I think this is about more than cute animals." Keetin laughed. "I think you're jealous of Lily. I mean, you did just say you want her gone."

Bunny shook her head furiously. "No, no, no. Of course not. I mean, with all we have to do to save the environment, I have no time for dating. No time at all."

"Whatever you say, Bunny." Keetin clicked. "Whatever you say."

Lily was watching the two from a distance. She snarled and glared at Keetin.

Keetin noticed her and glared directly back. "Who are you, Foxface?" She called jokingly.

Lily blushed, sitting by Rufus.

Rufus hugged her tight. "Don't mind her, Lily. She's just jealous of us, and our undying love. Think about it. Who wouldn't be?"

Lily blushed more. "That makes sense. I mean, you can't walk down a street with a hot boyfriend without getting all kinds of jealous glares."

Rufus nodded. "She'll get over it by the time we get married, in a few years."

"You think we'll get married?" Lily beamed. "I hope we do."

Rufus nodded. "Yawn." He said in confessional. "How much easier can this thing be? I mean, Lily's practically my puppet, until I decide to leave her behind. Y'know, just like Dustine is a puppet of Isher. Whenever I finally decide to dump her... oh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. This compeition is practically already mine." He cackled maniacally.

Luc was shown lying on his bed, reading a book titled, "Fifth Grade Education For Idiots." He squinted at the page. "Twenty-four divided by twenty-four equals..." He squinted harder. "Twenty-four! Of course!" He threw the book up in the air and cheered. "The last challenge made me think I should continue with school." He sighed in confessional. "I mean, the chances of me getting a gig are already slim. If I don't even have an elementary school education, who's going to accept me?"

Foxface was spying on him from a distance, being careful not to be spotted. She peered over at the book, and rolled her eyes at its title.

Luc sat up, suddenly. "...Is someone watching me?" He called.

Foxface's eyes widened. She dove down so that Luc couldn't see her.

Luc looked around outside the tent, finding nothing and no one.

Foxface carefully snuck away to the other team, to spy on them.

Luc shrugged. "Meh. I live on the streets. I'm used to people stopping and staring at a sixteen-year-old bum and hopefully giving him money... him meaning me."

Jennette and Kortney were seen in their tent, conversing, as always.

"I think our alliance did pretty well, partner." Jennette stated.

Kortney shrugged. "We pretty much dominated the vote yesterday. I don't see any reason to worry."

Jennette beamed. "So, we just sit back and control the game, partner?"

Kortney shook his head. "Nah, that's what Meagan does. Waits for victory to go to her."

"...What's wrong with that?" Jennette pondered. "It's too easy for ya?"

Kortney shook his head again. "No, it seems like the perfect thing to do." He laid back onto the wall.

Jennette nodded. "Um, sure, partner. Why not?" She awkwardly reclined onto the wall and got back up fifteen seconds after.

"...You don't know how to relax, do you?" Kortney sighed. "That's just un-American. And I'm from Canada."

"Well... things are differnet down in... Alabama." Jennette reasoned.

Kortney glared at her. "...You disgust me."

Meagan was shown laying on her bed, half-asleep.

Dustine slowly snuck up on her. "Hello, my darling."

Meagan jumped. "Dah! Oh, it's you... what do you want?!"

Dustine made a clicking noise. He winked at the lazy girl. "I was just wondering... want to go out sometime?"

Meagan burst out laughing sadistically. "You must be kidding."

Dustine raised an eyebrow. "Um... no."

Meagan looked at him blankly. "Look, Dustine. I don't like you. I don't respect you. Heck, I don't even enjoy being in the same room as you. Us being in the same room right now disgusts me."

"So..." Dustine sighed. "You don't want to go out with me?"

Meagan facepalmed. "Yeah. Because that wasn't totally made clear about five seconds ago. Seriously, beat it."

"...B-but..." Dustine stammered.

"Why don't you go ask out that nice, moody girl?" Meagan suggested.

Dustine nodded. "Yay!" He ran over to Cristen.

The contestants met Chris outside for the challenge.

"Okay." Chris began. "We're seriously running low on the money we have for challenges. I mean, it's gotten to the point where it's not even funny anymore."

Dustine giggled. "Teehee."

Chris glared at him.

Dustine blushed and motioned for Chris to continue explaining.

"Anyway... the only thing we could really afford was ice shaped into balls." Chris sighed.

"Yeah." Meagan retorted sarcastically. "Like it's so cheap to hire someone to shape ice."

Chris' eyes widened. He facepalmed. "Now, if there are no more interruptions... the challenge is a classic game of dodgeball... with balls made of ice." He guffawed sadistically.

Keetin's eyes widened. "So... we're going to have giant balls of ice flying at us?"

Rufus folded his arms. "This cannot be safe."

"This is Total Drama." Chris scoffed. "We don't do 'safe.'" He led them to a court, which was simply a random spot in the snow with lines etched into them, dividing each teams side across the middle.

"Um, don't they have one more person than us?" Kortney realized.

"Yeah." Cristen agreed. "That is, like, so unfair."

Chris grunted angrily. "Fine..." He threw a ball of ice at Luc's head, making him fall onto the ice unconsious.

"Wouldn't it have just made more sense to have us sit someone out?" Lily demanded with wide eyes.

Chris shrugged. "Maybe. Maybe not." He laid five balls of ice onto the boundary line between the two teams. "We play until one team has two wins. And... begin!"

Foxface immediately hid behind Rufus, working out her strategy.

Jennette picked up a ball and hurled it at Bunny.

Bunny fell onto the ice with a thud and groaned. "Ow... where'd you get that kind of arm?"

"Livin' on the farm does something to you." Jennette boasted.

Rufus smirked and threw a ball at Cristen.

Cristen weakly fell over, putting forth no effort to dodge or catch. "Ow.. that, like, kind of hurt."

Rufus folded his arms proudly. "Of course it did."

Lily picked up a ball and chucked it at Dustine.

Dustine fell on the floor and began to wail.

Jennette gasped and picked up a ball. She threw it at Lily, but it hit Keetin instead.

Keetin fell onto the floor and moaned.

Jennette threw a ball at Rufus.

Rufus smirked and caught the ball with ease. "Try again, Betty Sue."

Jennette looked down and walked off the "court."

"I'm still in?" Meagan sighed. "Shocker... I wasn't being sarcastic." She threw a ball at Lily.

Lily failed to dodge and fell onto the ice with a thud.

Rufus gasped and threw the ball back at her, determined to avenge his ditzy girlfriend.

Meagan was hit with the ball, leaving Kortney as the only one for his team in the round.

Rufus threw a different ball at him.

Kortney caught it without much effort. "You need more than brute strength for this, lunchbox."

Rufus folded his arms and walked away.

Foxface came out from hiding.

Kortney gasped, obviously not noticing her before. He chucked a ball at her.

Foxface caught it swiftly.

The Penguins cheered.

"The Penguins win the first round." Chris confirmed. "Get ready for round two."

The contestants went back to the court and prepared for another round.

Chapter 8- A Sky Full Of Lighters
Chris was seen sitting on a reclining chair, angrily talking into his cell phone. "What do you mean, you don't deliver?!" He listened to the other person for a minute. "Oh, so you do deliver." He listened again. "What do you mean, you can't deliver to Antarctica?" Again, he listened to the other person. "Fine then!" He hung up and slammed his phone on the icy floor. He stared at the camera.

"Um... Chris?" Phil asked from behind the camera.

"Yes, Phil?" Chris sighed, annoyed.

"Why were you trying to get pizza delivered from halfway across the world?" The cameraman chuckled.

Chris blushed. "Because I thought there were still a few good businesses out there that care about their customers."

Phil chortled. "That's a good one, Chris. That's a good one."

Chris sighed and rolled his eyes. "Well, might as well do some work while I wait for that pizza. Last time on Total Drama Antarctica," He began. "The teams went through a painful challenge: dodgeball with balls made of ice. After a grueling three rounds, Mr. McLean's Penguins came out on top and the alliance of Jennette, Kortney, Dustine, and Meagan successfully sent Cristen packing. What will happen this time on Total... Drama... Antarctica!"

Keetin and Bunny were shown conversing, sitting out outside the Penguins' tent.

"So..." Keetin stated. "I think our team may continue our win streak today."

Bunny nodded contently. "We might not even have to worry about a vote... y'know, until the merge."

Keetin giggled and nodded. "Right. Though, if we do have to vote someone off... who?"

Bunny shrugged. "Foxface is kind of a threat, but I don't want to betray her."

"Same." Keetin agreed. "What about Lily?"

Bunny wiped a bead of sweat from her forehead. "Well, I would love to, but..." Her voice trailed off, looking for a reason.

Keetin smirked. "Ooh... why are you sweating, nervous?" She chuckled.

"N-no..." Bunny stammered. "Because of the... of t-the heat."

"It's minus twenty-six degrees." Keetin informed. "How can you be sweating because of the heat?"

"Well, um..." Bunny sighed. "As cold as it, it was colder before global warming."

"So you're used to minus twenty-nine degrees but not minus twenty-six degrees?" Keetin guffawed.

Bunny blushed. "Well, anyway, since Rufus is a huge help to our team, there's only one option left." She looked over at Luc."

Keetin nodded in response. "I hate to do it, but it's nessessary."

The poverty-ridden guitarist himself was shown inside the tent, actually relaxing for once. He sighed deeply. "I have to keep trying. It's not like the million-dollar prize is just going to fall out of the sky." He reclined onto the wall, feeling a bump on his back. "What the...?" He looked back to see a large chocolate muffin hanging from a string. He beamed and grabbed at it.

The muffin seemed to jump off the bed.

Luc raised an eyebrow. He jumped down onto the ground and attempted to reach it again, but it once again scooted away from him. Luc facepalmed and chased after it.

The chocolate treat simply seemed to run away, getting faster as it sped away from Luc.

Luc grunted and continued to run after it with all his might. "Come here, strange pastry..."

The muffin made it back to its source: Foxface.

Foxface pulled the cord the muffin was tied onto, succeeding in pulling the trick she had planned on Luc.

Luc's mouth was now watering. "W-what can I do to earn that?"

Foxface smirked and pointed over to Bunny. She pointed back at herself, then to Luc.

"...You want us to form an alliance with her?" Luc guessed.

Foxface shook her head. She pointed to herself and Luc, pointed at Keetin, and then made an X with her fingers.

"Y-you want us to vote her off?" Luc stuttered.

Foxface folded her arms and nodded.

"Can I have the muffin now?" Luc begged.

Foxface nodded again and handed him the muffin.

Luc snatched the muffin away and gobbled it up greedily, followed by an obnoxious burp. He sighed in pleasure.

Foxface rolled her eyes and walked away, nonchallantly.

Rufus was seen lying on his bed, snoozing away.

Lily suddenly popped up behind him and yelled into his face. "Hi!"

Rufus jumped up, suddenly awake. "Ah, Lily!" He took a deep breath. "...What are you doing?"

"I'm your biggest fan!" Lily explained. "I'll follow you until you love me!"

"...I already love you." Rufus sighed. "Anyway, why are you waking me up at seven in the morning?"

Lily giggled. "It's not that early, silly! It's almost noon!"

"Noon...?" Rufus thought aloud. "Why do I feel like I got no sleep last night?"

"Remember..." Lily cooned dreamily.

A scene from the previous night was shown. Lily and Rufus were outside talking to each other, Rufus half-asleep.

"Oh, yeah..." Rufus sighed angrily. "I remember now."

Lily chortled. "Want to do that again, tonight?"

"What in the world?" Rufus complained in confessional. "She won't leave me alone... ever. I'm on the verge of snapping. Too bad my strategy prevents me from getting rid of her this early. Seriously, I've seen some clingy girls, but Lily really takes the cake. I've never dated a..." He shuddered. "Stalker before."

Jennette and Kortney were depressedly conversing with each other.

"It looks like our 'alliance' is the only alliance left on the team." Kortney sighed.

"Yep, partner." Jennette agreed. "What happens if we have to go to elimination again?"

"Then we'll have to count our votes more precisely." Kortney suggested. "Just promise me we won't vote each other off."

Jennette nodded. "Of course I would never vote you out... though, if Dustine agrees to ally with me..." She trailed off, lost in contemplation.

"Looks like I'm the only guy left on the team." Kortney realized.

"What about Dustine?" Jennette reminded.

"..." Kortney stared at her, saying nothing.

"..." Jennette copied.

"...PJ style for the win." Kortney chortled.

"Who's PJ?" Jennette mumbled to herself.

Dustine was shown playing around on his myPhone. He tapped its screen, and one of his songs began to play. He cheered and began to fist pump to the beat of the song.

Meagan groaned and glared over at him. "Dustine. What is your deal?"

"Nothing." Dustine replied. "I just like bathing in my success."

"Turn it off." Meagan threatened. "Or else."

"Or else what?" Dustine mocked. "You'll give me something worse than when I collabed with Chris Black?"

"Or else..." Meagan smirked. "I'll tweet these pictures to your fangirls." She held up her own myPhone, which contained several suspicious-looking pictures of Dustine.

Dustine's eyes widened. "W-where'd you get those?" He quivered.

"From a little friend of mine." Meagan pointed to her contacts list, where a familiar-looking blonde girl was at the top. "She had these pictures on her vlog, anyway."

Dustine began to sweat out of nervousness. He rapidly tapped his myPhone, attempting to turn his song off.

Meagan chuckled when Dustine failed to shut it off. She clicked a button on hers. "Oops. Too late."

Dustine's phone rang just as he turned the song off. Many messages from upset fangirls came up on his screen. He began to weep.

Meagan shook her head. "How the great fall."

The contestants met Chris outside for the challenge.

Chris was lying on a reclining chair, asleep, the cell phone from earlier in his hand.

Meagan facepalmed. "Real professional, Chris." She mumbled.

Keetin marched up to Chris and gave him a hard slap in the face.

Chris woke with a start. He looked around panickedly. "...Was that to wake me up?"

Keetin looked at him suspiciously. "...Nah, I just felt like slapping you."

Chris facepalmed.

The others laughed at his misfortune.

Chris glared at them. "Jeez. Everyone's annoying me today. First the pizza place says they don't deliver to Antarctica, now this."

"You actually thought the would deliver here?" Rufus scoffed.

Chris folded his arms. "Don't sass me, boy."

Rufus rolled his eyes.

"Anyway... since the pizza never got here, I decided today's challenge should be a cooking one." Chris explained.

"Cooking." Kortney scoffed. "With no oven or stove or even a microwave?"

"Hello?! The challenge wouldn't be very challenging otherwise." Chris continued. "Anyway... you must find a way to cook the recipe without any modern appliances." He gave recipes to Jennette and Rufus. "Begin!"

The teams walked away from each other, trying to figure out how to cook without a stove.

Luc was shown pitching a plan to his teammates. "Okay, so we just hold the meat up to the sun..."

"...And?" Lily sighed.

Luc shrugged. "This is where one of you guys is supposed to pitch in."

Rufus facepalmed. "This recipe is the easiest thing known to man." He held up a package of buns and a hamburger patty Chris had given him. "All we have to do is cook the meat."

"We could somehow start a fire like Luc said." Keetin suggested. "Using the sun."

Lily held her hand up.

Rufus facepalmed. "Yes, Lily?"

"Maybe we could start a fire by rubbing two piece of ice together. Y'know, like on TV." Lily suggested.

Rufus forced a smile. "That's with sticks, Lily."

"Oh..." Lily mumbled, dismayed.

Bunny folded her arms. "This challenge is inhumane. That poor cow died just for some viewers' entertainment."

Keetin began to sweat nervously. "Y'know, Bunny, I think it would be a lot better if you at least tried."

Bunny looked to the side indifferently. "Nope. There's no way I'm going to help you cook meat."

Rufus glared at her. "Good luck at the elimination, Bunny. Good luck."

Keetin sighed deeply.

The other team was shown discussing how to win.

"I don't get how Chris expects to finish this anytime soon." Meagan complained. "It would be easier to wait a few million years for climate change to make it hot here."

Kortney shrugged. "I would disagree, but that totally sounds like something I would say."

Jennette chuckled. "I remeber back when Pa was too cheap to buy us an oven. We used to cook food with a fire we used to start outside."

"How do you expect to start a fire here?" Kortney sighed. "We could never."

"Never say nev--" Dustine began.

"I know, Dustine." Kortney grumbled. "I know what not to say."

Dustine looked down, dismayed. "So... am I supposed to, like, contribute or something?"

Meagan shook her head. "This is going to take a long' while."

"Look on the bright side." Kortney mumbled. "The other team must be failing too."

The Penguins had then utterly given up on the challenge and were trying to get their way at elimination that night.

Lily was talking to Keetin.

"So, sure you can convince Rufus to vote with Bunny and I tonight?" Keetin asked.

Lily nodded. "Rufus and I are so in-sync. We would never disagree. I'll convince him."

"Rufus seems to agree with Lily 24/7." Keetin stated in confessional. "I thought it was a good bet."

Keetin nodded, now out of confessional. "Thanks a bunch, Lily." She walked away.

Bunny looked over at Lily doubtfully.

Lily gave her a reassuring wink.

The Seals were discussing how to claim victory.

"This is so pathetic." Kortney mumbled. "Before this, I didn't like fire. Now all I want to see is a sky full of lighters."

Dustine clapped giddily. "I have my cover of that song on my myPhone." He turned on the song.

Meagan facepalmed. "That's real helpful."

Jennette sighed in admiration. "What beautiful music..."

"So good the glass on the myPhone is breaking." Kortney mumbled.

Meagan chuckled. "The funniest part is that you're not kidding."

The glass on the device slowly cracked apart until the entire thing cut open and began to spark.

Dustine gasped and dropped it onto the ground. "B-but... how?!"

Kortney and Meagan began to laugh their heads off.

Jennette stared at the breaking device in agony and began to weep almost as much as Dustine.

The myPhone eventually ceased sparking and burst into flames.

Dustine yelled at the sky, "Why?! Why must I have such a high voice?"

"You'll find out when you're older." Kortney joked.

"I'm the same age as you!" Dustine pointed out.

"Look on the bright side." Meagan advised. "We just won the challenge." She took out the hamburger patty and threw it into the fire to cook.

Chris and the Freezing Seals were shown waltzing up to the opposing team.

Chris was munching on a hamburger. "Sorry, losers. The Seals won this challenge..." He looked around at them, noting they weren't even trying to win anymore. "...Looks like you already figured that out." He smirked.

Bunny glared at the other team. "You all sicken me."

Keetin facepalmed.

Rufus looked over at Bunny and winked at her.

Bunny looked back at him halfheartedly.

"...Can we stop this winking and glaring and get them to elimination?" Meagan demanded.

The losing team was seen that night, waiting for the announcement of which one of them was going.

"Wow... it feels like forever since we've been here." Lily sighed in awe.

"It's been like three days." Keetin informed with a raised eyebrow.

"Penguins." Chris began. "Welcome back to the dreaded elimination ceremony. One of you has received the majority of the votes and will be exiled from the game, never to return."

"It's not like we don't know how it works." Rufus grumbled.

Chris ignored him. "These first two snowballs go to Lily and Rufus."

Rufus groaned at his clingy lover being safe, but then put on a cheerful expression for her sake. "Yay."

"Foxface." Chris called. "And Keetin. You two gals are also safe."

Foxface smirked, surving another day in the compeition.

Keetin looked over doubtfully at Bunny.

Bunny sighed deeply.

Luc's eyes widened as he began to sweat nervously.

"Bunny. Luc." Chris scolded. "The final snowball goes to...

...Luc."

Luc sighed in heavy relief as he was hit.

Bunny stood up, not believing what had just happened. "B-but... b-but..."

Rufus smirked at her, obviously having voted for her.

Lily shrugged at her. "Couldn't convince him... but he convinced me."

Bunny angrily stormed over to the plane and boarded without another word.

Keetin looked after her in depair. "Bunny!"

Her friend looked back at her with a poker face before leaving.

Chris turned to the camera. "Looks like that elimination was more dramatic." Chris closed. "Tune in next time for Total... Drama... Antarctica!"